BETTYMOO limerick competition

Er, sorry to interrupt guys, but is it just me that is reading her bitty-wishy-washy-all-over-the-fucking-place posts and coming to the conclusion that not only is she a fat, gopping, greedy, brain-damaged fuckwit who should never have been allowed to breed, but she's also got a screw loose?

I really can't for the life of me
no matter how I try to see
get it out of my head
that she's better if dead
Fat ugly CUNT

(help needed with last line)
 
bigbird67 said:
no i like it...its modern
Nah, that's what you call post modern, it's got cunt in it.
 
Hmmm, MI5 eh, blimey you must be important. All this over 20 whole English pounds.

There was one a grot called Betty
She had a chuff like the Serengetti,
All dry and arid,
You'd never think she was married,
No wonder the silly bitch is so petty
 
Good poetry it isn't
but I'm doing my stint
the stuffs' sposed to rhyme
but it's wrong every time
cossa dat fucking bint!
 
oh betty you must be a waah
from someone like arrses own CR
if you are actually real
your life is surreal
please die before this goes too far.
 
Risking bringing this bleeding thing back to the top...

I need to say something...

I know I have been a pain in the butt,
I've acted like a complete mutt,
My behaviour was wrong, I feel such a mong,
So please accept "I am sorry" so this chapter in my life - can be shut !

Thank you for your participation in the Bettymoo saga... and have a cracking weekend...
 
Bettymoo said:
Risking bringing this bleeding thing back to the top...

I need to say something...

I know I have been a pain in the butt,
I've acted like a complete mutt,
My behaviour was wrong, I feel such a mong,
So please accept "I am sorry" so this chapter in my life - can be shut !

Thank you for your participation in the Bettymoo saga... and have a cracking weekend...
Good riddance cuntychops!
 
This is just for Loonybin..

I know that I have a big gob..
and that you guys are doing a good job..
BUT it was tit for tat..
I'll tell you that..
So if I see you watch out for the flob..
 
Bettymoo is a filthy old slag,
In her face I would empty a mag,
So the job isn't shoddy,
I'd set fire to her body,
and not extinguish the flames with my lag.
 
Bettymoo said:
This is just for Loonybin..

I know that I have a big gob..
and that you guys are doing a good job..
BUT it was tit for tat..
I'll tell you that..
So if I see you watch out for the flob..
That actually makes no sense whatsoever... my name isn't even in it. Stupid illiterate cunt.
 

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