BETTYMOO limerick competition

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  1. funny, i seem to remember after this (her first post) that i said "don't tell the thieving cunt anything!!!"

    but no, somebody had to go and give her real answers and encourage her to keep posting. and here we are, 48 hours later, with the internet equivalent of thrush.

    can i propose a new limerick competition a la kira cochrane over the christmas hols? :) baldricks-bullet - get the prize on offer!

    starter for ten:

    "there once was a troll called bettymoo
    a one-woman case for Voodoo
    her ex chewed his arm off
    then refused to cough
    so she joined arrse and started trying to get information on how to steal his pension off him, the evil thieving worthless chav cunt."
  2. She got up the duff by a squaddie
    She thought he would keep her in Voddy
    But she's out of luck
    Cos off he did fcuk
    To a bird without a fat body
  3. she claimed she just wanted a twenty
    turns out she already has plenty
    but shes after his pension
    so guys - pay attention
    for fucks sake stop sending the evil bitch private messages advising her about his gratuity
  4. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Bettymoo was a fat ginger hooker,
    So ugly that no-one would fuck her,
    She trolls on the net,
    Should be put down by a vet,
    And even Joseph Merrick says she's no looker!
  5. I like Moody's best however that rules her out... I think she has shown everyone her boobies..
  6. There was a young troll named Bettymoo
    Who was rank and smelled of 8day old poo
    She spent all her dole
    Her kids got fcuk all
    And now that everyone in her home town has been through her she has a minge like the mersey tunnel and her arse is like a North Westerly view of the Grand Canyon the tink, money grabbing, cock sucker, chav fcuker slut from Satan's lair

    (noted that some of that doesn't fit in with Limerick rules and reg's!!) apologies)
  7. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    And here it is. Thats this thread in the fucking bin as well then
  8. Bettymoo, bettymoo, bettymoo
    I want to stab you in the face
    I want to piss in your kids hair
    I'll bury you in a limepit
    Then I'll dry hump your corpse.

    Doesn't ryhme but fuck it, I can't be bothered.
  9. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

  10. sweaty betty the fat ugly troll
    here on arrse does her virtues extoll
    why can't she feck off
    we've all had enough
    of that bovine c*nt whinger from hell
  11. here we see the gritty, urban face of reality from a challenging young poet. it says "anger" to me. the scansion is naive, but brutally real. clearly much can be expected from this exciting addition to the arrse poetry society. although his prose is less than urbane, even the simplest critic can see the hidden message: "bettymoo is a cunt".
  12. I have decided all in good faith you realise.. I pick the winner and as I have been overpaid... by £30.00 I will stump up the prize.... after all you guys clearly think £20.00 is a big lottery win...
  13. She stays cos she craves the attention
    But what she has forgot to mention
    Is that her ex don't exist
    She probably pissed
    She didn't even know when he was due his pension

    (after 5 years with him????)

    Ok luv.
  14. we're talking about you, not to you.
  15. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Save it. Go buy £30 worth of painkillers and down the lot. Cunt.