Betty Ford Has Karked It.

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    I hope she got completely trashed before she did.

    93? Way to go!
  2. didn't see how she died. i assume with a syringe hanging out her arm? how long was
    she decomposing on the bog before she was found?

    where are they keeping her corpse? just curious,mind.
  3. It says they don't know yet.

    I hope she left a little something for Ord Sgt and Tropper in her will.
  4. Did anyone have her in the Dead Pool?
  5. Pity. She made some quite good cars.
  6. Proof that drugs and alcohol will lead you to an early grave? :lol:

    Wonder what age she'd have lived to if she'd been teetotal all her life? Probably 93 but would have felt like 193 ;-)
  7. Well if drugs and alcohol let you live to a ripe old age I'm off for some crack and a bottle of vodka!
  8. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Look inside your wifes bottom, I pushed mine up there with my rather incredible helmet
  9. You still got that Para helmet I borrowed you then!
  10. The Betty? Never heard of it.
  11. That's because they still have horse and cart in Wales.
  12. Your just jelous! :)
  13. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Yeah I use it as a plant stand, ironically, the plant is cleverer than its last owner :D

    Does your Mrs still think of me as she climax's?

    Ask her to stop texting me please mate, she only gets one go.
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  14. Got to ask - pg is that really you in your avatar? And why do para helmets look the way they do? Is it because they weigh less or what?
  15. President Ford had the good sense to croak on December 26, 2006 at the age of 93. His lying in state was on the 30th of December and President George W. Bush authorized a Day of Mourning on 2 January 2007 for all Federal Employees. Woo Hoo! An extra day of vacation! :p
    Actually I thought Gerald Ford was a good president and I voted for him in the 1976 election. He almost won that one too in spite of the Demon-rat Jimmy Carter demonizing him for granting a pardon to Richard Nixon. That was too tough a pill for some people to swallow.

    Good bye Betty. Even though you had your troubles, you overcame them and showed real class at the end. :salut: