Bet its been on here before

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Joshing-lens, Oct 25, 2010.

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  1. I had to phone in sick the other day, boss unbeliving twat he is, asked how sick was I. Told him in bed with me sister at the moment.
  2. Rotten mate.

    Good'un though.
  3. You're obviously Cornish then.
  4. I said 'sister' Covert Monkey not Sheep
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Nope, it's worse! it looks like he's French!
  6. i lived in cornwall for 7 years after i retired.. sounds surprisingy familier to me lol.

    didnt the cornish invent the term uncle dad ?
  7. At least you weren't in bed with your brother!
  8. I phoned in sick years ago to BSkyB, I was working there as a programmer. My boss asked me what was up with me, I said "nothing really but I'm still pissed from last night and can't be arsed to drive to work".

    He liked the honesty, I guess he was fed up with all the 'I've a migraine' bollocks.