From the Grauniad: A 66-year-old man was jailed today for having sex with a horse and a donkey. Joseph Squires was sentenced to a total of 22 months, a Leicester crown court official confirmed today. He previously pleaded guilty to buggery of a donkey between 2 February and 5 February 1999, and buggery with a horse between 15 and 18 March 2004. Squires, of Leicester, also admitted charges of damaging property â relating to the two animals on the same dates. The court spokesman said Squires had already served 126 days on remand. - good grief - are there no sheep in Leicestershire?