bestialitys best, boys.....

#1
From the Grauniad:

A 66-year-old man was jailed today for having sex with a horse and a donkey.

Joseph Squires was sentenced to a total of 22 months, a Leicester crown court official confirmed today.

He previously pleaded guilty to buggery of a donkey between 2 February and 5 February 1999, and buggery with a horse between 15 and 18 March 2004.

Squires, of Leicester, also admitted charges of damaging property – relating to the two animals on the same dates.

The court spokesman said Squires had already served 126 days on remand.

- good grief - are there no sheep in Leicestershire?
 
#2
Buggery?
What no straight sex?
The man must be strange.
 
#3
codbutt said:
From the Grauniad:

A 66-year-old man was jailed today for having sex with a horse and a donkey.

Joseph Squires ...a donkey ..... and buggery with a horse .....

Squires, of Leicester, also admitted charges of damaging property – relating to the two animals on the same dates.

- good grief - are there no sheep in Leicestershire?


Oh come on be fair - have you seen the Leicester breed of sheep? The English, the Blue Face and the Border Leicester are all ugly long haired creatures. No wonder they are only bred for eating as meat.

I am intrigued about the related property damage - did he have to break into the stables, tear or stain their blankets?
 
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#4
Herrumph said:
I am intrigued about the related property damage - did he have to break into the stables, tear or stain their blankets?
Maye he's hung like a donkey & smashing in their back doors was too much for the poor beasts ...
 
#5
Four days in Feb, then four days in March? That's stamina. I doff my hat to you sir.
 
#6
codbutt said:
From the Grauniad:

Squires, of Leicester, also admitted charges of damaging property – relating to the two animals on the same dates.
Not only a pervert but a two-timing pervert, too. Has the man no shame?
 
#7
The sex with the donkey may have been consensual, but the horse definitely said "Nay!" - according to the pig who squealed.
 
#9
Something I've noticed with these particular kind of cases is that the accused is usually a male the other side of 50. Makes me wonder - do the younger ones not get caught? Or is it that a male the other side of 50 can't remember where the prossies hang out? Of course it could be with the advancing years he can't tell the difference or prefers the distinct lack of verbal feedback....

Having said that I did hear of a case where a family of sons were occupying their valuable time as farm labourers shafting the farm animals. I guess it beats paying for it. Or indeed going through the motion of dating/copulating/being dumped by members of the fairer sex.
 
#10
from the Yorkshire Evening Post:


Requesting that Squires be released on bail, he said: "The defendant does not have a stable address although he says his daughter can provide an address."
Evidently the horse kicked him out.
 
#11
Dwarf said:
Buggery?
What no straight sex?
The man must be strange.
Buggery with horse and a donkey!! Disgusting!!!

Now straight sex with a lamb; especially with a nubile young lamb. That I could understand.

edited to add: A nubile ewe lamb of course.
 
#13
First old colonel: Did you here about Smithers?

Second ditto: No?

First: Yes, he's divorced his wife, resigned his commission and is living in sin with a monkey...

Second: Good god! Male monkey or female monkey?

First: Oh female of course, nothing queer about old Smithers!
 
#14
codbutt said:
He previously pleaded guilty to buggery of a donkey between 2 February and 5 February 1999, and buggery with a horse between 15 and 18 March 2004.
I suppose that these were submitted to Animals Do The Funniest Things on VHS video?

It's the only way I can think off that they would know the dates.
 
#15
RearWords said:
Something I've noticed with these particular kind of cases is that the accused is usually a male the other side of 50. ...
I do remember reading in the Telegraph in the mid-90'ies about a woman - school teacher from Penge or somewhere nearby in SE London - who was up before the Beak for bestiality with a Great Dane.

I did wonder - how did they find out? Did the dog put its paws up to it?
 
#16
Must be really embarrassing to appear in court for just a bit of horse play. I bet he felt a right ass. Probably has nightmares as well.

Makes you wonder what he's talking about when he refers to his one-eyed trouser snake, though 8O
 
#17
JoeCivvie said:
RearWords said:
Something I've noticed with these particular kind of cases is that the accused is usually a male the other side of 50. ...
I do remember reading in the Telegraph in the mid-90'ies about a woman - school teacher from Penge or somewhere nearby in SE London - who was up before the Beak for bestiality with a Great Dane.

I did wonder - how did they find out? Did the dog put its paws up to it?
The dog wanted access rights to his children .. mind you, did I hear one of them was a bit mad - barking, in fact.
 
#18
Minnesota_Viking said:
codbutt said:
He previously pleaded guilty to buggery of a donkey between 2 February and 5 February 1999, and buggery with a horse between 15 and 18 March 2004.
I suppose that these were submitted to Animals Do The Funniest Things on VHS video?

It's the only way I can think off that they would know the dates.
Yes. Curious. A bit like a case a rugby chum of mine described (he's a mental nurse). He had two patients on his ward, who were both in for cat-sh4gging. One had simply raped a cat on a busy thoroughfare in Bristol - an open and shut case. The other however had been indulging his feline perversion ion the privacuy of his own home. Which begs the question, who squealed - apart from the luckless kitty of course who presumably screamed the fecking house down. After all have you heard the noise they make when sh4gging each other with appropriately species sized genitals?
 
#19
why is it always Penge? Is it something in the water there or what?
 
#20
It is always Penge, isn't it?

I was looking for more info on the Penge Pet Fondler and came across this gem:

Here's a tip: If you are going to rat someone out to the cops, make sure the cops don't end up busting you instead.

The Smoking Gun reports that Michelle Owen, a 24 year-old Indiana woman, suspected that her ex-boyfriend had used her computer to look up child pornography. Embroiled in a custody dispute with the man and concerned by the criminal nature of such searches, Owen requested that police search the laptop for illegal content, which, in hindsight, might have been a mistake.

While searching the computer, detectives found no evidence of child pornography, but instead found video files containing footage of Owen performing illicit acts with a dog. In case you were wondering, the dog is believed to be a beagle named Toby. Owen has been charged with two felony bestiality counts despite her explaining to police in their official report that the incident was "just something she did while she was drunk and barely remembers it."

Sorry honey, next time you might want to empty your computer's recycle bin. May we also suggest that you stop drinking immediately?
 

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