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Best / Worst place to leave a johnny

#1
Come on there must be some great horror stories here. lets have them

the best place i have left a rubber after putting one through a nice lady was leaving the nice surprise in her shoe the morning.

anyone got some real good ones
 
#2
Found one in a margarine tub in our kitchen. Funny thing is, I live in a house, with four other blerks. None of them had a doris over the night before. No-one owned up to this poshwank. Why a margarine tub though? Why in the kitchen?
 
#3
sarnian said:
Found one in a margarine tub in our kitchen. Funny thing is, I live in a house, with four other blerks. None of them had a doris over the night before. No-one owned up to this poshwank. Why a margarine tub though? Why in the kitchen?
Where else would you leave a margarine tub? The bath?
Worst place has to be the kiddies playground.

Corn.
 
#7
After going at her hard fast and aggresive notice my suprise when i withdrew and there being no johnny, i believe it was left inside the poor girl :D
 
#8
numbered_3 said:
After going at her hard fast and aggresive notice my suprise when i withdrew and there being no johnny, i believe it was left inside the poor girl :D
iv done the same on 2 seperate occasions,

mate of mine left a johnny in a freezer compartment... god knows if/ when she found it. it was her parents house too!

after a lenghthy stay at the missus house i had been using a smarties tube to contain the mornings activities. parents come back , mit small child...

i had to wrestle the bastard off the tube! her parents couldnt understand why i was so greedy.

easy! -l-
 
#9
Played with a girl in a Sauna once!! Not the best idea as things down there can get very hot!!!! anyway decided to finish the job in the shower but on completion it was still inside her frantic girl then spent 5 min's using the shower head to wash it out, dam good floor show!!!! D.D.
 
#10
My brother may well have chosen the worst place to leave a used rubber. The b@ast@rd left it in the pocket of the leather bike jacket I lent him. Imagine the look of surprise on the face of my bird at the time when she wore the jacket for a trip out on the bike and feeling a bit chilly slipped her unsuspecting hands into said pocket! Ever since I have firmly believed that my brother is the biggest cnut on the planet.
 
#12
Mrs bagcharge came home from a pubcrawl many years ago having discovered a maching in the fem bogs that dispensed different flavoured slong holsters. Thought it would be a good hoot to deposit a chocolate flavoured johnny in my gob when i was asleep. And before anyone goes there..............no it wasn't full of chocolate.....it u know what I mean :D :D
 
#13
Maybe worst is to look down whilst on the job and see that wrinkled up, dryed out, johnny half full of sperm wrapped about your knob...and then realise you weren't wearing one when you started
 
#14
When I was 18 I once drunkenly left one hanging from the bathroom tap, shame it was the girlfiends dad that found it next morning.

I did a stint on a computer helpdesk for Point of Sale systems, I had a bird ring up to say that the monitor was blank so I told her to reach down the back of the counter to check the cable. After she stopped screaming she told me there was a used johnny hanging off the cables, nice.
 

BBear

LE
Kit Reviewer
#15
HA!

I love this game! My family fooking hate me!

Everytime my lovely beautiful and caring girlfriend (who happens to be sitting behind me...) comes round, I sneak the used spunk bombs into anywhere i can - best reaction I got was off my brother after sticking it into the sky remote after taking out the batteries!

:twisted:

...should be an olympic sport really....
 
#19
Inside a ruperts kitbag whilst doing baggage party in America. We coughed our lungs up into them, tied a knot in top and shoved them under his minging grundies. Try explaining that to your moose of a wife you arrogant cnut.
 
#20
I kid you not folks.Whilst doing VCP's in Belfast one Saturday night on the Crumlin Road outside the prison.We stopped a van whcih was looking a bit suspicious.The driver and two females in the front and another bloke in the rear with another females doing the business.And would you believe it, hanging up around the inside of the van were literally hundreds of used Johnny's of all colours still with their contents intact.When we put it to the driver and his mate what was it all about, they responded that they were in competition with each other to see who could amass the most filled Johnny's without a hole in it.They were so proud of their achievements the two of them and as you can imagine they were constantly stopped to see how many more were in the bag.
 

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