Best/Worst Christmas Party

Discussion in 'Army Reserve' started by MuddyMettle, Jul 22, 2007.

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  1. Hi All,

    Ok here goes the Christmas party is a so called thank you to the JNCO’s from your unit,

    What are the best/worst things you have done with your unit for the JNCO Christmas party?

  2. Turned up.
  3. JNCO's christmas party?? What planet is this? Does a massive bash get organised but no one gets an invite due to a cock up with jpa
  4. OK this was a Summer Bash and was in the regs but you'll get the idea

    WE had a do were we all voted on having a beach party (BBQ, bucking surf board thing) but the presiding WO wasn't happy as the CO was invited so forced a dress code for beach wear that was so ludicrous only an handful bothered and rest turned up in suits. It was our do disrupted by non-mess members, what was even worse is the CO was up for a proper beach party but the WO didn't ask.

    The one thing to consider about TA dos is the timing other other work dos, other soldiers own company bashes and their partners
  5. I think somebody has been cutting up words and into sticking them lines.

    Have another go.
  6. He's using fridge magnets.
  7. Crimbo bash plus getting me 3rd back = CLASSIFIED
  8. Oh sorry seems my English to Retard babbelfish translator is acting up, I'll try again

    "Suck my hairless puss filled plums"

    Is that better?