OK, today I find myself in the following situation, and yes, I am bragging because I feel pretty damn good. Honeywell, that huououoge American company that happens to be one of my suppliers gave me a freebie. This freebie was a waterproof keyboard cover for my laptop. That bit is dull but it does mean that I can perch the laptop on the chair in the bathroom and watch p0rn, surf the internet etc whilst I am in the bath. I recently had a jacuzzi bubble blowing thingy put into the bath as well, a double sized bath as I like to a) get the Doris in and b) lounge around without feeling like I am in a coffin. So, the missus gets back tonight after visiting the dragon in law, kids are knackered so they go to bed, I hit the bath as the OH wants to watch the Sky +'d X Factor. I am lounging in the bath watching a DVD of "Seven" (yep, seen it before, no ending to ruin) and missus brings me 4 more Stellas and then proceeds to blow me in the bath. Upon finishing the only evidence is a few globs of tadpoles floating in the bath water, but, being mashed by the jacuzzi, they are soon seperated and have gone their own lonely ways. She has now gone downstairs to watch the results or some other such girly bollocks and I am left here drained, drunk, watching DVD's in the bath and now have wrinkly feet and more Stella to look forward to. Can a Saturday get any better?