BEST WAYS TO MASTERBATE

#1
sit on your hand for bout 30 mins the have a wank feals like som1 else is doing.

any more ideas?

:D :D :D
 
#2
Brecon 3:00am, Pissing and you're down on Stag...............
 
#3
Use a cheesegrater
 
#4
Beaded Swarfega.
 
#5
...This...What a great thread (!)
 
#6
tommy251 said:
sit on your hand for bout 30 mins the have a * feals like som1 else is doing.

any more ideas?

:D :D :D
I tried that....but got it the wrong way round.........I lay on my cock for 30 mins until it went numb.....it then felt like I was wanking someone else off!
 
#10
I myself am to lazy to pull one off so I just get the local gipper to bounce up and down. Some real grafters out there.

The_ODP
 
#11
with an aardvark.
 
#12
in the pomme when your the loader for the sqn leader and have to make a feckin cooked meal for him at 03:00 when he comes back from the o group
 
#14
Beaded Swarfega = Tufanega. Tuf to get off your bollox........

Alternatively, use a dead cats' tongue. Live ones scratch! Oh yeah!
 
#17
I feel it only right in this day and age, to issue a health and safety warning.

Please use both hands.
 
#18
with your nob between two slices of bread covered in mustard with ham and cheese, gently grilling. Cant get much better than that. :)
 

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#19
smudge67 said:
tommy251 said:
sit on your hand for bout 30 mins the have a * feals like som1 else is doing.

any more ideas?

:D :D :D
I tried that....but got it the wrong way round.........I lay on my c*** for 30 mins until it went numb.....it then felt like I was wanking someone else off![/quote]

You were. Thank you.
 

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