Best way to make someone cry?

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  1. Other than kidnapping their 5 year old daughter what's the best way to make someone cry?

    putting posts in the ARRSE Hole seems to make some a tad miffed...apparently. mk
     
  2. The green mile does it for me

    damn is that gay?
     
  3. Chuck pepper or salt in their eyes
     
  4. Well, you like the idea of a big, black man touching you...
     
  5. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    You could always steal their pink scarf?

    ;)
     
  6. It was never mine... I bawled my eyes out for three months after she took it back... heartless bitch... :D
     
  7. Kill their daughter in front of them before carrying out some 'gag porn' on the wife whilst the husband is taped to a chair. He'll cry all the harder when he realises that he's next.
     
  8. Bringing in JPA straight after PAYD seems to have worked for most people.
     
  9. :D :D
     
  10. A swift kick in the b*llocks.
     
  11. CS gas?
     
  12. (Quote) Crabby...

    Other than kidnapping their 5 year old daughter what's the best way to make someone cry?

    Fcuk me Crabman,
    I thought you might be aiming a bit low, and referring to that poor missing young girl Madelaine.... :oops:

    Er, Normally a head butt would suffice... :wink:
     
  13. She wouldn't be missing if we knew where filthyphil lived, oh, and had a spade to dig up his patio :wink:
     
  14. tell them sodhexo won the contract
     
  15. The old bollox in a vice thing should bring tears to a few eyes.