Best Way To Kill Time On Tour???

What are your best ways to kill time whilst on tour? The me and the lads on the det I'm on at the moment are passing nightshift by abusing slags on dating sites. Anyone got any better stories?
Fairly Dull realy, but I taught myself to play Guitar last time I was in Kosovo much to the annoyance of anyone near me. I also grew a "Tour 'tache" :oops:
Play Risk (the board game)
Word association games.
Put random ads in contact mags and deal with the correspondence so that by the end of the tour you have an impressive collection of ladies underwear and pig ugly photos.

You might even meet some of them on leave

8O :wink:
worked for me, well except the duelling banjos one, found it best to sit on my hands till they went numb, felt like someone else was doing it then.... which was nice :oops:
Forsaken_Child said:
What are your best ways to kill time whilst on tour? quote]

Smash the clock with a very large mallet!
Go native and shag the local bints. Worked for me!! :twisted:


Shag a Crab - bloody hell. Can't say I've ever been close. Mind you Hoon has F*cked the whole of the RAF today so he is well on the way to getting a few bars.

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