Best Tour Pump??

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Old_banger, Jan 18, 2009.

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  1. Go on then, what is your best tour pump, the more unexpected the better, no names etc, etc

    Bonus points if its still going on, RMP conquests, and mulitple engagements...

    Ta Ta
  2. here's mine, it hasn't got a name and has never been engaged!

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  3. 18 yr old RMP girl on TELIC 2. So bonus points there.

    18 yrs younger than me. Must be worth bonus points?

    Still going on. And I married her.
  4. Ha ha,

    Good one, bonus points for sure, but maybe a couple off for keeping hold of her! You weren't her boss were you (good drills if you were)?

  5. Eeewww! Isn't that, like incest, man?

    If so, triple point score.
  6. Op Granby.
    My hand.
    And a camel.
  7. in that order or did the camel make you finish yourself off :?: :?: :?: :?:
  8. I know that camel!

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  9. She broke my heart. And the box i stood on to consumate our love.
  10. That order Knocker. :D
  11. just checking. :wink: :D :wink: :D
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Bosnia 97

    AGC Clerky thing. Body like a Weeble but by christ could she give a good blow job.
  13. Bosnia, Dalma warehouse circa 96
    EFI bird who looked like Olive from On the Buses.
    Not much too look at, but a rather delicious fanny and a satisfying ride. :wink:
  14. That fanny tasted nice for one reason only and you should know that hairy kippers taste of fish and not salt. You ate the winning minge in the "lets all spooge up a munter" competition run by the resident Tpt Sqn........good drills you reptile!