A group of us who wish to remain anonymous managed to make off with half a dozen bar stools from a fairly upmarket bar we thought had over charged us in Auckland NZ.
They made rather effective battering rams to push past the bouncers outside, who in all fairness had their backs to the doors we were bomb bursting out of.
We managed to get them onto the ferry for the ride back, even through the turn stiles which was a bastard of a job in our inebriated state.
Half way through the ferry trip it suddenly occurs to the groups token intellectual that we might have to explain why we are carrying a sixpack of bar stools when we get back onto base. As it's a naval base and we're there for an AATC waste-of-taxpayers-money we figure we aren't going to get a whole lot of mercy if we pretend to be compulsive interior decorators, IKEA deliverymen or setting up a photo shoot of dogs playing poker.
In light of this sudden regard for the consequences we were forced to jettison our hard won trophies into the depths of Auckland harbour where i can only imagine they are being used to this day to prop up fish drinking like squaddies.
They made rather effective battering rams to push past the bouncers outside, who in all fairness had their backs to the doors we were bomb bursting out of.
We managed to get them onto the ferry for the ride back, even through the turn stiles which was a bastard of a job in our inebriated state.
Half way through the ferry trip it suddenly occurs to the groups token intellectual that we might have to explain why we are carrying a sixpack of bar stools when we get back onto base. As it's a naval base and we're there for an AATC waste-of-taxpayers-money we figure we aren't going to get a whole lot of mercy if we pretend to be compulsive interior decorators, IKEA deliverymen or setting up a photo shoot of dogs playing poker.
In light of this sudden regard for the consequences we were forced to jettison our hard won trophies into the depths of Auckland harbour where i can only imagine they are being used to this day to prop up fish drinking like squaddies.