Best sporty car for 23year old

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  1. Dunno if this is the right place, so mods feel free to move it.

    Other half of 5years has just left me so binning my rented house off and moving back with family, happy days as will have fuck all bills to pay. Now that I no longer have to consider anyone else or have responsibility, ive decided I want something stupidly fast to drive.

    Have a budget of about 5k for the car, and insurance shouldn't be an issue as will be living in the middle of know where, and parking on private land.

    Open to all suggestions, just want something thats likely to be reliable and fun to kill myself in.

  2. Ps, preferably something that snatch of all types will like.
  3. Aye well when yer get it,stick a hose pipe on the exhaust and gas your self to death.
  4. Before or after I climax into the mouth of your youngest sexiest child?
  5. For £5k? You'll be fighting the fanny off with a shitty stick when they see your lowered 2006 Saxo...
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  6. You'll be wanking over her in about a week once this euphoria has worn off you know , crying while wanking.
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  7. Insurance will cost a fortune, get something sensible and maybe get your bike licence?
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  8. Sympathetic_Reaction

    Sympathetic_Reaction LE Book Reviewer

    Semi serious answer - go first car at the age of 22 was an MG Midget 1500, nice little runner decent engine could do all the work on it myself. Cost me £2,000 to buy and 30% the cost to insure than a fiesta as I insured through a 'classic specialist' who assume you aren't an idiot (their mistake).

  9. Is that how you met your wife?

    The bike option is something im debating, iv had bikes before on a restricted license, but with the new rules I cant do my direct access until next year.
  10. Yeah probably, it will be a nice change from crying while fucking her though.
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  11. For £5,000 you're going to get bugger all and as said, the insurance will kill you.
  12. I've got a fast car, fancy a ride?
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  13. Mk6 Fiesta ST. You can pick them up from £4k. Nippy as fuck, drinks petrol like a slag drinks WKD and insurance is reasonable.

    Be prepared to shit yourself when you see the price of tax and tyres.

    The major downside is, its a Ford.
  14. Your emergency banter's shitter than your new car will be.
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  15. A well- restored classic Mini..... pretty cool, cheap to insure and out in the boonies, you should be able to attract females who don't smell of lanolin and sheep- dip.