best song for your funeral when you snuff it

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RE814, Dec 13, 2007.

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  1. powderfinger, my happiness, keeps me going
  2. The Goons: The Ying Tong Song
  3. Everybody Hurts by REM. It's the only way any fcuker will cry for me .... and I like the song.
  4. Does it matter? You won't be able to tell them "Oi it was there other one I wanted".
  5. Flogging Molly- If I Ever Leave This World Alive.
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  6. Good call . What a song.

    My wee sister was carried out to it not that long ago.

    Happiness and death ,you either laugh or cry :cry:
  7. Closer - Nine inch nails.
    Apparently F***ing someone like an animal brings you closer to God.
  8. Motorhead - Ace of Spades

    "but that's the way I like it baby - I don't wanna live for ever"
  9. I'm an old fart:

    Adagio for Strings - Samuel Barber

    It'd bring a tear to a glass eye.
  10. Innocent man,Billy Joel.
  11. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, with a clause in my will that states that everyone has to sing along and whistle in the right bits - 'cos you can't whistle while crying.
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    No Woman No Cry - Bob Marley. Not a dry eye in the house.

    The benny hill theme tune when everyone walks out, just because that would be mildly amuzing.
  13. I have told my missus that I want to be cremated and just as I go into the burner I want them to play "Firestarter" by the prodigy, also want Bobby Mcfarren (I think that's his name) "don't worry be happy". :D
  14. Sugababes "Push the Button" and Wham "Wake me Up before you GoGo".

    I'd also make everyone dress like they put their clothes on in the dark.
  15. One of the old boy's I learned to drink with when a nipper passed away recently great sense of humour ex RASC driver. Went to the funeral with my dad and a couple of the old boys drinking buddies and as the curtain fell New York New York struck up over the stereo, we at the back started pissing ourselves, His missus was great had a little chuckle, with us but the rest of the crowd, looked at us like we were the spawn of satan.