Ok... To fulfill your voyeuristic tendencies and to get the ball rolling...
There was the time in Jamaica when I found myself chatting up this lass in a downtown Kingston night club who turned out to be the runner up to Miss Jamaica the previous year... Confirmed by other sources... This was a "had to win" situation. I won... Out-frigging-standing body... firm, properly shaped and proportioned... an absolute statue... I regret to report that the "statue" was not only descriptive of her physical characteristics but also included her bedroom repertoire... I think I got her to move anything below her neck once - and I seem to remember that having something to do with a finger and an asshole... it wasn't her finger and it wasn't my asshole...
This quite amazing stunt was utterly ruined by my behavior less than a week later when I, quite rightfully, earned the title "Kermit" from the rest of the detachment... 'cos I f$cked Miss Piggy...
But she was a cite better in the bedroom leading me to believe that Miss World needs another category.
Surprisingly, the best detachment shag was where you wouldn't expect... RAF Leeming, over-weekend det staying in the Officer's Mess because there is no Sgt's Mess there, (IIRC Leeming was "closed" at the time). Go to this obscure village with a crewman I barely knew, end up back in the mess with a woman and my mate has her neice... It was 0400 before she realized that her hubby might be missing her...
I wander down to mates room he's still in the middle of "tasking". Tell them Aunty wants out - neice points out all the taxis quit at midnight... Go back to Aunty, (who, by the way, was only about 8 years older than the 21/22 year old neice and better than averagely fit), and give her the news niece gave me... "Oh, well", she states, "in for a penny, in for a pound(ing)" and away we go again.
0700, on the way out to the taxi we meet all the "hossifers" going to breakfast... Many dirty looks coming our way and sh1t-eating grins going the other...