Best Shag on Tour Story

#10
she was a babe, she left it until the last two weeks though before she let me get a grip.
The RAF bar had a few babes in there, Saturday night was like down town at the weekend, shame we only had a handful of occasions down there.
 
#11
she was a babe, she left it until the last two weeks though before she let me get a grip.
The RAF bar had a few babes in there, Saturday night was like down town at the weekend, shame we only had a handful of occasions down there.
Good man... Beer goggles 24/7/365...

Get that man another one...
 
#13
Swamping on a sprog raf nurse at keogh

biffing a bird without realising she only had one arm

Non contact whoring in freetown in the WIMIK tent

watching a deviant para cracking a multi cultural razzle stack
 
#15
Airborne_Aircrew said:
razzle stack
Ok, I'm old and I have been abroad for nearly 20 years...

Help?
Razzle had a penchant for stacking naked women about five high and photographing it from the rear.
[quote-"Wikipedia"]
It is also famous for the "Razzle Pile-Up", which features a group of ladies on their fronts, all lined up on top of each other, presenting their bottoms (and slightly more) to the camera.[/quote]
 
#17
Ok... To fulfill your voyeuristic tendencies and to get the ball rolling...

There was the time in Jamaica when I found myself chatting up this lass in a downtown Kingston night club who turned out to be the runner up to Miss Jamaica the previous year... Confirmed by other sources... This was a "had to win" situation. I won... Out-frigging-standing body... firm, properly shaped and proportioned... an absolute statue... I regret to report that the "statue" was not only descriptive of her physical characteristics but also included her bedroom repertoire... I think I got her to move anything below her neck once - and I seem to remember that having something to do with a finger and an asshole... it wasn't her finger and it wasn't my asshole... :roll:

This quite amazing stunt was utterly ruined by my behavior less than a week later when I, quite rightfully, earned the title "Kermit" from the rest of the detachment... 'cos I f$cked Miss Piggy... :oops: But she was a cite better in the bedroom leading me to believe that Miss World needs another category.

Surprisingly, the best detachment shag was where you wouldn't expect... RAF Leeming, over-weekend det staying in the Officer's Mess because there is no Sgt's Mess there, (IIRC Leeming was "closed" at the time). Go to this obscure village with a crewman I barely knew, end up back in the mess with a woman and my mate has her neice... It was 0400 before she realized that her hubby might be missing her... :headbang: I wander down to mates room he's still in the middle of "tasking". Tell them Aunty wants out - neice points out all the taxis quit at midnight... Go back to Aunty, (who, by the way, was only about 8 years older than the 21/22 year old neice and better than averagely fit), and give her the news niece gave me... "Oh, well", she states, "in for a penny, in for a pound(ing)" and away we go again.

0700, on the way out to the taxi we meet all the "hossifers" going to breakfast... Many dirty looks coming our way and sh1t-eating grins going the other... :D :D :D