Best Ride you ever had in the Army????

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Captain_Spunk, May 10, 2007.

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  1. I was pad shagging the wife of my section commander whilst he got 6 months in Colchester

    she used to swallow and let me take her up the wrong 'un as well, and then cook my dinner afterwards

    Hope she washed her hands first
  2. Chimpy was funny. Chimpy. was funny. Chumpycheeks was funny.

    You are not at all funny, in fact you're a sad fcuking tosser. Now fcuk off back to your homework before Mummy finds out, there's a good little boy.
  3. I assume you were my section commander and it was your wife I was poking.

    Actually cancel that, I bet you made the rank of Private.

    In the TA :D
  4. Lets hope you get caught (which shouldn't be hard because a) you're obviously thick as fuck and b) can't keep your fat mouth shut.) so that you can spend some time in Colchester as well.

    Knobber go and do the honourable thing and shoot yourself. Make sure you aim at your arse because that is were your brains must be.
  5. Lying cnut. who are you trying to impress with your bare arsed sh1te?

    A Walt shagger...........
  6. Your temporary I.D. does not quite work. do you know what retribution is?
    Walt off KNOBBER!
  7. MODSSSSSS......O2 tag please........... :roll: :roll:
  8. Yes, please.
    And this thread to the arrsehole.
  9. To whoever got rid of that chopper and his posts.....THANK YOU!
  10. Ohhh, something much better than an O2 tag for him methinks 8)

    spunkymonkey would just like to say that any similarity in name between this knobber and himself is purely coincidental