Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by VarSity, Jul 24, 2008.
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Halal, is it meat your looking for?
(To the tune of Lionel ritchie)
Quiz Team Aguilera
Team If Your Mum Wasn't Your Mum Would You?
Team Quiz On Your Face
Worth it just to hear people read it out loud
BDBX - Big Dogs Bollox
Well Hung Meat Company
Hogwarts Old Farts
The cunning linguists (before someone gets this old fave in)
Norfolk n chance (same as above)
our two favourates (we changed weekly) were
"crouching woman, hidden cucumber"
(during beslan seige)
"I'd rather be a chechen rebel than John Leslie"
I mainly used either "greasy fist" or "And the winners are..."
Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
The quizmaster's sperm count is...
Four cough and dye
Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead
Dido's dad's dog's dead
Four play and come
I want Amanda Hugg
From the Physics Dept:
"THE MASS DEBATERS"
As used by my brother and I in the Crow's Nest in Widnes circa 1990. They didn't have a clue what it meant but it made us laugh.
madelaine mccann's tour rep.....
sorry had to lower it...it's the Corps strength becoming overwhelming with that glow of leave!!
Used last night to much amusement due to the very attractive barmaid not having a clue what she was saying:
Our fits of laughter stopped us owning up to winning a bottle of plonk so she had to keep asking where alphakennything was....
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