best pub quiz team names

Mutt

Old-Salt
#3
Team If Your Mum Wasn't Your Mum Would You?

Team Quiz On Your Face

Worth it just to hear people read it out loud
 
#5
The cunning linguists (before someone gets this old fave in)

Norfolk n chance (same as above)
 
#6
our two favourates (we changed weekly) were

"crouching woman, hidden cucumber"

or

(during beslan seige)

"I'd rather be a chechen rebel than John Leslie"
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
 
#9
The quizmaster's sperm count is...
 
#10
Four cough and dye

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead

Dido's dad's dog's dead

Four play and come
 
#13
The Felchers

As used by my brother and I in the Crow's Nest in Widnes circa 1990. They didn't have a clue what it meant but it made us laugh.
 
#15
Used last night to much amusement due to the very attractive barmaid not having a clue what she was saying:

Alpha-Kenny-Thing

Our fits of laughter stopped us owning up to winning a bottle of plonk so she had to keep asking where alphakennything was....

genius
 
#17
MIDLIFECRISIS said:
Used last night to much amusement due to the very attractive barmaid not having a clue what she was saying:

Alpha-Kenny-Thing

Our fits of laughter stopped us owning up to winning a bottle of plonk so she had to keep asking where alphakennything was....

genius
I don't get it.

That was more amusing than Outstanding's post though. I'm surprised she didn't say "I wear uniform to work" or some other bollocks.
 
#18
TELIC6:

The Kylie Minogue tit tumour team

and

Armour P Niss, which the RSM read out then added: Armour getting extras for the rest of the Tour.
 
#19
The_Snail said:
MIDLIFECRISIS said:
Used last night to much amusement due to the very attractive barmaid not having a clue what she was saying:

Alpha-Kenny-Thing

Our fits of laughter stopped us owning up to winning a bottle of plonk so she had to keep asking where alphakennything was....

genius
I don't get it.

That was more amusing than Outstanding's post though. I'm surprised she didn't say "I wear uniform to work" or some other balls.
Read it as " I'll f#ck anything "
You probably had to be there.
 
#20
vvaannmmaann said:
The_Snail said:
MIDLIFECRISIS said:
Used last night to much amusement due to the very attractive barmaid not having a clue what she was saying:

Alpha-Kenny-Thing

Our fits of laughter stopped us owning up to winning a bottle of plonk so she had to keep asking where alphakennything was....

genius
I don't get it.

That was more amusing than Outstanding's post though. I'm surprised she didn't say "I wear uniform to work" or some other balls.
Read it as " I'll f#ck anything "
You probably had to be there.
Awwwww, I geddit now :)
 

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