best pub quiz team names

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by VarSity, Jul 24, 2008.

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  1. Your starter for 10:

    Halal, is it meat your looking for?
    (To the tune of Lionel ritchie)
  2. jmj

    jmj Old-Salt

    Quiz Team Aguilera
  3. Team If Your Mum Wasn't Your Mum Would You?

    Team Quiz On Your Face

    Worth it just to hear people read it out loud
  4. BDBX - Big Dogs Bollox

    Well Hung Meat Company

    Hogwarts Old Farts
  5. The cunning linguists (before someone gets this old fave in)

    Norfolk n chance (same as above)
  6. our two favourates (we changed weekly) were

    "crouching woman, hidden cucumber"


    (during beslan seige)

    "I'd rather be a chechen rebel than John Leslie"
  7. I mainly used either "greasy fist" or "And the winners are..."
  8. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
  9. The quizmaster's sperm count is...
  10. Four cough and dye

    Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead

    Dido's dad's dog's dead

    Four play and come
  11. I want Amanda Hugg
  12. From the Physics Dept:

  13. The Felchers

    As used by my brother and I in the Crow's Nest in Widnes circa 1990. They didn't have a clue what it meant but it made us laugh.
  14. madelaine mccann's tour rep.....

    sorry had to lower's the Corps strength becoming overwhelming with that glow of leave!!
  15. Used last night to much amusement due to the very attractive barmaid not having a clue what she was saying:


    Our fits of laughter stopped us owning up to winning a bottle of plonk so she had to keep asking where alphakennything was....