Morning hermers. I'm currently seeing a rather nice Staff Nurse working for the NHS. A while ago, an NHS pension was a solid money spinner so I could have been a kept man in my old age. Now though it appears that the pension has been shrunk to comical proportions and it won't be able to keep me in the style I am accustomed to. Clearly I need to trade her in for someone who makes a bit more cash so tell me - which profession should I pick? Oh, and don't say prostitute. If I wanted a dried up whore who's seen more sausage than a butcher's counter then I could just go and find Peroxide Pat, denizen of Bordon and creator of horse-faced children.