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Best presents

#1
Whats the best that you or a family member got?

So far I have managed to pack the kids off to bed and have got to play with a Robosapien 2, Roboraptor, Robopet and Xbox 360.

However, the best one so far has been the vibrating rubber duck that I bought from "Boystuff" for the missus. Basically it is a rubber bath duck with a vibrator cunningly concealed within. I have tried it on the old JT to great effect and now intend to put it to it's proper use by dragging Mrs AS to the pit and tickling her with its beak.

Add to this the eldests sons Digital Camcorder (which I "accidentally" bought a spare 1 gig memory card for) and I have a present that will just keep on giving. Throwing one off over your own porn has got to be the best Chrimbo present ever.

So, whats the best one you got?
 
#6
Cash and Home Depot gift cards all told about $400.00 :D
 
#7
johnny vegas 18 stone of idiot what a dvd
 
#8
Aunty Stella said:
.............................. (which I "accidentally" bought a spare 1 gig memory card for) and I have a present that will just keep on giving. Throwing one off over your own porn has got to be the best Chrimbo present ever.

So, whats the best one you got?
The pictures, when you share them in the Gallery. :D
 
#9
Lots of vouchers - just got to turn them into boys things in the sales now.
 
#13
The Complete Blackadder on DVD. Genius.

(now, how many powerpoint presentations can I fit clips from Blackadder Goes Forth into? I'm sure no-one will have thought of that before and I'll be lauded as a presentation genius)
 
#15
My sister got me a radio controled car it is brilliant (after last years whinging that i never get toys any more) :D :D :D
 
#16
I'd be interested in the thoughts of others on this dilemma.

I got a "really good" present: an extremely expensive bottle of cognac from my in-laws (who I thought hated me, maybe I've done something right this year). Problem is, it's sooooo expensive I don't know when I'm supposed to drink it. There's a little nagging thought at teh back of my head saying "it's too nice to open, it's too nice to open."

I can see it now on the shelf. It's fcuking looking at me. It's daring me to drink it.

Part of me wants to simply put it in a pint glass with some coke and neck the fcuking lot to teach it a lesson. Part of me wants to keep it forever or put it up on ebay.

See what I mean? Was this a good present or not?

V!
 
#17
Ghost Busters DVD.

The Complete Monty Python Collection

That "Supreme Courage" by DLB

& Sadly aftershave that would have The NBC (CBRN or whatever) Freaks Batting one off.
 
#18
I'd be interested in the thoughts of others on this dilemma.

I got a "really good" present: an extremely expensive bottle of cognac from my in-laws (who I thought hated me, maybe I've done something right this year). Problem is, it's sooooo expensive I don't know when I'm supposed to drink it. There's a little nagging thought at teh back of my head saying "it's too nice to open, it's too nice to open."

I can see it now on the shelf. It's fcuking looking at me. It's daring me to drink it.

Part of me wants to simply put it in a pint glass with some coke and neck the fcuking lot to teach it a lesson. Part of me wants to keep it forever or put it up on ebay.

See what I mean? Was this a good present or not?

V!
You need to lower your inhibitions using alcohol. Get plastered on poorer quality alcohol and crack open the sacred elixir as a special treat "just this once" to round off the night. Next day, look at the lowered meniscus and swear "never again". Repeat at intervals until cognac gone. Problem solved!
 
#19
A crystal radio set. I haven't received anything on it yet, but I think I have identified both a good earth and a good aerial connection. One is red and one is black and they live within my mains electrical supply box. I'll try it later....
 
#20
Then Fill it up with cheapo aldi sh1te and serve it to the lads. They'll think ur big licks and you will get kudo's off there Mrs and eventually become a legend who will one day rule earth.

Or on the other hand they will serve you good sh1t when you go to theirs!
 
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