Best present for the missus

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by udipur, Apr 16, 2010.

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  1. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    After reading this I am off to the shops to buy that special something for the wife.
     
  2. After reading what exactly?
     
  3. The missus has wanted this for a while.
    I think I may cave in and buy it for her now.
     
  4. Just don't buy the blue one.
     
  5. She got turned on by a Wii - is she in to watersports?
     
  6. "PGAD is a persistent sexual arousal syndrome with intense feeling of genital congestion and sensation that typically doesn’t accompany any conscious awareness of desiring sex."

    Not that much good then.
     
  7. Well, your wife hasn't been complaining since she started using my Wii Fit!
     
  8. considering this 'women' fell off a platform of no more than 2 inches, it would suggest she has the body weight/ balance of a hippo.
     
  9. SHe says she wants sex up to ten times a day?
    Thats nowt, i can crack one out more often than that, she sounds just like a normal bloke.
     
  10. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    And then she's back home to reap the benefits as she said the infiltration at your place is less than the height of the Wii.

    I don't know what she means but she does call out about improvements on Justin...
     
  11. Fcuk! She promised she wouldn't tell!
     
  12. Buy her a new steam iron. That should keep her busy enough.
     
  13. Do wii do a ball gag.............. not for the sexual thing , just the peace and quiet
     
  14. I would like to smash 17st straight into my soon to be ex missus's face.
    I'm not bitter,though.
     
  15. So you would be Tintin, right? :D