Make up a profile on a gay sex site or cruising site, put his number in your ad saying looking for some kinky type of stuff that will get every sick pervert in 100 miles calling him for sex.
You don't even have to stand up or move much more than your fingers to do this, hence the least amount of effort for hopefully some outstanding results.
The internet and phone stitch-ups are all well and good but, unfortunately, you don't have the joy of seeing the results. Might I suggest a couple of face to face stitch-ups which might give more pleasure.
1. Follow him to the bus stop/train station/work and, when the opportunity presents itself, stab him in the leg with a poisoned umbrella.
2. Go round his house with a dog. Get the dog to shit on his doorstep and when he steps out to complain get the dog to rip his throat out.
3. Kidnap one of his relatives (preferably a child) and over the next couple of weeks slice of small portions that can be sent to him through the post until he pays for his item.
Pint mug of petrol in one hand, lighter in the other. Ring the bell and when he opens the door, throw the petrol over him then stand there idly flicking the lighter while you ask him why he's such a cunt.
then place an advert in his local free ads paper selling a desirable car (Mazda MX5, for example), but price it at the lower end of the price guide as "quick sale needed". The motor trade will be onto him from about 7am the morning of publication.
Of course, you could always put a word about him working shifts in the advert, and that callers must ring between 10m and midnight. That would be a right cunts trick.
Pm the number to me, I'll pass it on to the lads here in baghdad and every time one of us gets up for a slash we'll give him a call asking him why he's a cunt......
I'll get the LN's to call him and just talk hadji bollocks to him.
Aint it just. If you cant see me, you cant sue me.
I feel this would be a good time to discuss that time you were nicked in the pet cemetery. When you had dug up the corpse of a recently interred Labrador and were shagging it up its arse. That dog was underage you filthy dead dog shagging pedophile fucking pervert.