Best phone/post stitch ups for revenge

#1
Got an absolute toilet bidding on my shit on eb$y and then refusing to pay or communicate

I managed to google stalk the weirdo fanatsist and have his phone number and address. Spoke to him and he was beyond fucking annoying

No doubt eb€y will deal with him administratively, but my urge to fuck him around is huge

So, if some one hypothetically wanted to bother the cunt with painful pointless phone calls and mail what would members of arrse hypothetically sign him up for

Recently i made the mistake of putting my number into a multi estate agent website, i've been plagued ever since with phone calls and emails, may be a good starting point
 

jarrod248

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#2
It's Sunday the papers are full of time shares, impotency cures, hernia curing pants and poor people's Tupperware.
Fill anything in that's freepost, they will bother him until eternity.
They sell the addresses and come for years and years.
 
#3
Either go to his house and strike him in the face, or post him a Jiffy bag full of dogshit. Unless you're a teenage girl or screaming queen, why would you want to stitch someone up on the internet?
 
#4
You might be doing him a favour there though Jarrod. Sounds like the bidder may need all of that anyway if the OPs description of him is anything like.
 
#5
#6
Either go to his house and strike him in the face, or post him a Jiffy bag full of dogshit. Unless you're a teenage girl or screaming queen, why would you want to stitch someone up on the internet?
Better yet, hand deliver said Jiffy bag. Place in doorstep, set alight, press door bell, retire to a distance considered safe with regard to just how far dog shit goes when stamped on.

Works best if The Official Receiver habitually wears Jesus Creepers or Crocs. Which he probably does.
 
#10
It's Sunday the papers are full of time shares, impotency cures, hernia curing pants and poor people's Tupperware.
Fill anything in that's freepost, they will bother him until eternity.
They sell the addresses and come for years and years.
Beware my next Fleabay tosser ;-)
 
#11
Whats your ebayID?
 
#13
Got an absolute toilet bidding on my shit on eb$y and then refusing to pay or communicate

I managed to google stalk the weirdo fanatsist and have his phone number and address. Spoke to him and he was beyond fucking annoying

No doubt eb€y will deal with him administratively, but my urge to fuck him around is huge

So, if some one hypothetically wanted to bother the cunt with painful pointless phone calls and mail what would members of arrse hypothetically sign him up for

Recently i made the mistake of putting my number into a multi estate agent website, i've been plagued ever since with phone calls and emails, may be a good starting point
Car insurance websites never leave you alone if you make the mistake of giving them your actual phone number....
 
#14
Car insurance websites never leave you alone if you make the mistake of giving them your actual phone number....
Fuck off you car-owning-insurance walt. You haven't got a car.
 

TheresaMay

ADC
Moderator
DirtyBAT
#16
Buy some kippers or mackerel. Or both. Place in sealable envelope. Keep address safe in wallet. Each time you have to go elsewhere in the country, take kippers / mackerel / both, post to address on arrival at your destination. As a bit of a traveller myself, I've used this on many occasion to wind up a certain WO1.

It's all in good taste if course. It's like each time he gets posted he's almost expecting to receive a fishy package in the internal mail just after he's got his feet under the desk. He's just picked up his commission too, so I'll have to dig out the DII printer number from his new office. Haven't thought of something witty to print out yet though, besides "apologies if the fish were past their sell by, but you know how slow the mail can be these days"
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#17
Buy some kippers or mackerel. Or both. Place in sealable envelope. Keep address safe in wallet. Each time you have to go elsewhere in the country, take kippers / mackerel / both, post to address on arrival at your destination. As a bit of a traveller myself, I've used this on many occasion to wind up a certain WO1.

It's all in good taste if course. It's like each time he gets posted he's almost expecting to receive a fishy package in the internal mail just after he's got his feet under the desk. He's just picked up his commission too, so I'll have to dig out the DII printer number from his new office. Haven't thought of something witty to print out yet though, besides "apologies if the fish were past their sell by, but you know how slow the mail can be these days"
That's an expensive hobby.
 
#18
Got an absolute toilet bidding on my shit on eb$y and then refusing to pay or communicate

I managed to google stalk the weirdo fanatsist and have his phone number and address. Spoke to him and he was beyond fucking annoying

No doubt eb€y will deal with him administratively, but my urge to fuck him around is huge

So, if some one hypothetically wanted to bother the cunt with painful pointless phone calls and mail what would members of arrse hypothetically sign him up for

Recently i made the mistake of putting my number into a multi estate agent website, i've been plagued ever since with phone calls and emails, may be a good starting point
The more you sign him up to the more his name will appear on mailing lists.

Just trawl the Internet asking for help on things, or better still something where they will give a quote.

Insurances
Assurances
Savings schemes
Double glazing
PPI recovery
Accident claims

If you've got his email don't forget to sign him up to porn sites, gym supplements and impotence meds.

An hour of cutting and pasting his details from you will take him forever to undo.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#19
The more you sign him up to the more his name will appear on mailing lists.

Just trawl the Internet asking for help on things, or better still something where they will give a quote.

Insurances
Assurances
Savings schemes
Double glazing
PPI recovery
Accident claims

If you've got his email don't forget to sign him up to porn sites, gym supplements and impotence meds.

An hour of cutting and pasting his details from you will take him forever to undo.
It never, ever stops.
 
#20
readers digest is good for starters.
have you thought of ordering goods in "their" name, the ones you don't pay for until you have them?
 

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