Police statement
Sir, at the time and date stated, I Porridge_gun of internetshire did indeed alter claimant (gren)s post from 'PG is a cock' to 'I worship PGs cock'
I note that this is a very very serious crime and is fraud, deception, possibly kidnap too and therefore beg the courts forgiveness. I have brought Five alpa and Reni 77 as character witness's and if you find against us we will do nothing other than write in an angry font and possibly italics.
My only mitigating circumstances are that he has been a bit of a c0ck of late, but I should have known better and not committed an act of fraud. I am fearful that Gren will use the full extent of the law, start quoting latin and fear a custodial sentence being passed upon me.
Please sir, let me off. Its my first offence, although I know how serious it is... I've knitted Gren a nice blanket and have provided him a URL for a site full of toilet lickers and internet law quoting skid marks.
Yours grovellingly and providing a toffee apple and some worcester sauce crisps.
PG