Best one liners - Best retort - Best put down on Arrse

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SUNRAY_MINOR, Jun 10, 2010.

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  1. There is some real acerbic wit on here and this gives rise to me chuckling away to myself whilst on shift.

    Can we have your quotes of the best replies on Arrse?

    Here are two of my current favourites.






     
  2. Nice topic Sunday, you would of done better including some of my classics to be honest.
     
  3. Cait I believe...
     
  4. Surely that would be a sundae?

    Sickly sweet, bad for you and with crushed nuts.
     
  5. hmmm now your talking.

    Anyway im off some of us still have to try and make ourselfs look presentable in the morning.
     
  6. You should have said that yesterday.
     
  7. Are you sure that overnight is going to be long enough?
     
  8. This one from ravers a while back had me laughing my head off

    MDN his due he has had to deal with a whole heap of sh1t due to this creature and how the hell he managed to bite his tongue with an inconsolable, sobbing girl like me crying down the phone at him I don’t know,

    Ravers
    Does anyone else have an image of MDN breathing heavily while wearing stockings and suspenders and an S10, slowly masturbating as he listens to this girl crying down the phone?
     
  9. best one i use regular at work is

    "if i want an asshole to speak, i will fart!"
     
  10. "We're Officers you know" "Thats nice, i'm a capricorn"
     
  11. I will not give my Opinion. Opinions are like arsseholes, everyone has one.
     
  12. You clearly are a man of a thousand arsseholes then...
     
  13. and you are truly wonderful..............
    in my opinion!
     
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    One of the best I have seen for a while.
     
  15. Many thanks old bean.