BEST OF NAAFI

Discussion in 'Now That's What I Call NAAFI Bar' started by TheLordFlasheart, Mar 2, 2005.

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  1. As requested, place all your fav links of your fav NAAFI threads here.

    (Just the link, no need to comment and waffle like fcuk)

    This shall remain a sticky for members ref.
     
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  2. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    I've posted this elsewhere at some stage and it contains threads that started or have been moved elsewhere.

    But buggrit, it's my list so stuff youse !


    Cut's Mega Thread List - As at Thu 24 Feb 05 1535Z - (incomplete but continually updated)


    Alfresco Ablutions - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Tue 18 Jan 05
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=12076

    Am I Wanking too much, or is that simply impossible?? - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - 16 Jul 03
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=3326

    A Womans Logic - NAAFI Bar - Skjold - Tue 13 Jul 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=7868

    Baby Doh-nuts - NAAFI Bar - MDN - Sat 18 Jan 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1838

    Baby for sale - NAAFI Bar - MDN - Wed 09 Jul 03
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1457

    Baby for sale - NAFFI Bar - MDN - Fri 19 Dec 03
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=4856

    Bum Love - NAAFI Bar - RTFQ - Mon 22 Nov 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10468

    Classification scheme - The Hoon Scale (thx VB) - NAAFI Bar - Stoatman - Fri 17 Dec 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=181126

    course "stereotypes" - NAAFI Bar - Shortfuse - Fri 21 Jan 05
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=12190

    "crude, tasteless" sexual depictions in published - NAAFI Bar - Fuchs66 - Tue 14 Dec 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11048

    dear shortfuse - NAAFI Bar - Shortfuse - Thu 27 Jan 05
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=12391

    Following Through - Sport of Kings - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Wed 15 Oct 03
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/html/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=4195

    Geeks Valentine - NAAFI Bar - TA_sig - Mon 14 Feb 05
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=13026

    Getting in the Raw - NAAFI Bar - the_rigger - Tue 21 Jan 03
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1813

    Going Down!!!! - NAAFI Bar - Cait - Tue 03 Aug 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=8203

    Hate Fcuks - painful love or just GBH? - NAAFI Bar - The_Sloping_Wire - Tue 14 Dec 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11060

    Ho Ho Ho my arrse - eat this santa! - NAAFI Bar - RTFQ - Tue 21 Dec 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11276

    Hoop Dhobies - The Way Forward ! - NAAFI Bar - Cuts - Wed 19 May 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=6963

    Ideas Please! - Sports, Adventure Training and Events - PB (in blissful ignorance) - Sat 07 Feb 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=5544

    Illogical Lesbians - NAAFI Bar - Cait - Thu 22 Apr 04 (Slow start but gets better)
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=6498

    I'm jealous of tramps - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Fri 22 Oct 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=9670

    I'm turning my kids into tiny squaddies and i'm not ashamed - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Wed 23 Jun 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=7453

    Injured Bits and pieces - NAAFI Bar - PRS069 - Sun 02 Jan 05
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11525

    Irritable Arrse Syndrome - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Mon 01 Nov 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=9882

    Is it ok to exploit mental illness for sleazoid sex? - NAAFI Bar - Bernie - Sun 04 Jul 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=7709

    Is it possible to be nostalgic about swamping the bed? - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Fri 02 Apr 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/html/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=6272

    Just wrong? - NAAFI Bar - MDN - Mon 20 Dec 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11232

    Kid Ink - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - 09 Feb 05
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=12851

    'KIN 'ELL !! been heavy in here today...so...... (Stumpy) - NAAFI Bar - Auld_Sapper - Sun 11 Jul 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/html/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=7841

    Library monitor, spotter - NAAFI Bar - MDN - Thu 16 Sep 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=8956

    Lord of the Greeny - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Sat 01 Jan 05
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11515

    Mentally Handicapped Kids (Dont read if easily offended!) - NAAFI Bar - Chickenpunk - Thu 24 Feb 05
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=13451

    Mini doughnut due any day - think he's worried? - NAAFI Bar - Muttley - Sun 19 Oct 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=4235

    Mr Snail - NAAFI Bar - Dale the snail - Tue 21 Dec 04 - NB Read on, the thread DOES get good !
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11257

    My Proudest Moment - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Wed 21 Jul 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=7987

    Nasal F*cking Hair - NAAFI Bar - LBdr_Pigshagger - Wed 26 Jan 05
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=12360

    Nucking Futters - NAAFI Bar - Blackhand - Mon 15 Nov 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10254

    One that made me gag - NAAFI Bar - Snips - Fri 13 Sep 02
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1894

    ORG is a tight cnut - NAAFI Bar - MDN - Mon 16 Feb 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=5648

    Pardon My Erection - NAAFI Bar - RTFQ - Fri 14 Jan 05
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11943

    pebbledashing. - NAAFI Bar - Shortfuse - Tue 14 Dec 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11049

    Phantom Logger - NAAFI Bar - Rigger - Wed 19 Feb 03
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1779

    Prank calls - NAAFI Bar - MDN - 25 Apr 03
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1579

    Pull My Finger - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Sat 11 Dec 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10974

    Quotes for use in the field - NAAFI Bar - Iosoma - Wed 03 Sep 03
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=3726

    Sally Geeson Murder - NAAFI Bar - eustonscot - Mon 10 Jan 05
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11791

    She was just too gopping and you just couldn't bang it...... - NAAFI Bar - Moodybitch - Tue 06 Jul 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=7737

    Sh-itabetes - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Mon 08 Nov 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10051

    SHOP OPEN - Donations/Shop - MM/MC (he should have known better) - Mon 19 Apr 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=6449

    Skid Removal - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Thu 11 Mar 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=6013

    Sometimes you just cant resist! - NAAFI Bar - Cait - Wed 23 Jun 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=7452

    Soops dead - NAAFI Bar - MDN - Mon 11 Oct 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=9410

    So when should you trim your pubes? - NAAFI Bar - Ctauch - 14 Jan 05
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11958

    Squaddies trying to behave like proper people - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Mon 06 Dec 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10839

    The Perfect Welcome Home - NAAFI Bar - Scraps - Thu 23 Dec 04 - (Ignore page 7)
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11343

    Three Trap Etiquette - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Wed 05 Jan 05
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=11618

    To Skiff or not to Skiff. That is the question. - NAAFI Bar - Convoy - Wed 18 Feb 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/html/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=5666

    Ugly Wives - NAAFI Bar - MDN - Sun 13 Apr 03
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1630

    wanksocks!!! - NAAFI Bar - copey - Mon 19 Apr 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=6452

    Woif Skiffing - Because you'll need to get used 2 the smell - NAAFI Bar - trickywoo56 - Thu 02 Dec 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10742

    Your most embarrassing experience - NAAFI Bar - Snips - Wed 31 Jul 02
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1414

    your views on poofters - NAAFI Bar - copey - Wed 21 Apr 04
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=6487


    NB. Some threads buggered about with bitch fights but crack on past them
     
  3. Unknown_Quantity

    Unknown_Quantity War Hero Moderator

  4. any more suggestions for the best of naafi? add them in here..
     
  5. This is beginning to sound like a Ronco/K-Tel advert.

    Haven't we had enough 'best of' threads?
     
  6. All hail the Emperor!

    A shining gem of old-school comedy gold amongst the normal repetitive slurry.

    B-T
     
  7. Is it me or do most of the links in here not work?
     
  8. Would that be because the threads have been moved into 'the best of' from the normal naafi so the original link is broken?

    Just a guess.
     
  9. Bad CO

    Bad CO LE Admin Reviews Editor Gallery Guru

    Since this page was created, we've changed the way that our URLs work. If you want to modify/view them then you'll need to do two things:

    1. Change the path to include /cpgn2/

    2. Look for the topic number and add it to the new format URLs.

    Example:

    Code:
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=6487
    becomes:

    Code:
    http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=6487.html
    Hope that helps
     
  10. No. How about a "Best of Biscuits AB thread"?