best nicknames

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  1. Popping my arrse cherry with this post so be gentle...
    Being an aussie love a good nickname, usually theyre pretty average with only an -o, -y or azza added to the name but over the years I've come across some absolute crackers.

    read this one tonight...
    Used to work with an ex-RN lad who took a phone call at work one day and expelled, 'Splunk!'.I asked him afterwards, 'Splunk?', 'Oh yeah', he said, 'His surname is Slemen'.

    reminded me of some good ones
    poo - short for shampoo, cos he once seriously injured his 'head n shoulders'

    blisters- he'd only appear after the work was done

    pothole - you'd do anything to avoid the cnut

    masta - last name was bates

    copperfield - always disappear when it was his round

    sunsets - footy coach whos favourite saying was 'at the end of the day'

    cricketing legends the waugh brothers steve 'tugga' waugh and mark 'afghanistan' as in the forgotton waugh

    aussie rugby player john eales was often called 'nobody' because nobody is perfect

    so what are the best nicknames youve heard??
  2. Diesel:Explodes under pressure
  3. Soggy = Grand Slammed on his missus
  4. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Morphine - A slow acting dope
    Aquafresh - A tube with three stripes
  5. Thrush - irritating cnut
  6. Used to know a WRAC known as TAZ told her it was because she was always rushing about looking busy...............but it was for TITS AND ZITS.

    Urinal teeth was anther one.
  7. Call one of my mates Bungalow as he seemingly has nothing upstairs.

    I used to get called chopper due to the way I used to 'fly' into some horrific challenges at footie.

  8. Guy who worked in the Command Training Wing in Ballykinlar

    Called: Armalite

    Set himself on fire stealing petrol from a range car.
  9. 10 pound turkey head - had a head like a 10lb turkey!

    Luxury Item - Greta to have around but of no real value.
  10. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Apollo - every time he got pissed , he splashed down.
  11. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    C*nt = some bloke called Gordon Brown
  12. Donk

    (Pte Derby)
  13. A small blonde pretty WRAC but with awful teeth at Lisburn in the Late 80s -Kyllie the Pogue
  14. bongo, Boots On Never Goes Out
  15. Bit off topic but did anyone else read this post in an aussie accent after seeing he's an aussie? :(

    No? just me then...