Popping my arrse cherry with this post so be gentle... Being an aussie love a good nickname, usually theyre pretty average with only an -o, -y or azza added to the name but over the years I've come across some absolute crackers. read this one tonight... Used to work with an ex-RN lad who took a phone call at work one day and expelled, 'Splunk!'.I asked him afterwards, 'Splunk?', 'Oh yeah', he said, 'His surname is Slemen'. reminded me of some good ones poo - short for shampoo, cos he once seriously injured his 'head n shoulders' blisters- he'd only appear after the work was done pothole - you'd do anything to avoid the cnut masta - last name was bates copperfield - always disappear when it was his round sunsets - footy coach whos favourite saying was 'at the end of the day' cricketing legends the waugh brothers steve 'tugga' waugh and mark 'afghanistan' as in the forgotton waugh aussie rugby player john eales was often called 'nobody' because nobody is perfect so what are the best nicknames youve heard??