Best nickname ever!!

#1
What was the best nickname ever while you were serving?
And please give the reason behind the name!!

I think "Whiskers" was my favourite, it was because his breathe smelt of cat food!! hahha

Although whilst in Kosovo they was a TA lad called sausages from london because he spoke like the THAT's LIFE dog!! (SAUSAGES, incase any of you are too young!)
 
#3
"biscuits" given because some drunk idiot in the monty bar decided that the lads surname sounded like hobnobs.

young lad when i was in tidworth got the tag of "seve" short for severe, surname of burns, obviously.
 
#6
ArmySurplusSpecial wrote

A lass who worked in a bar in Hameln (cant remember the name) was called "Dip and Dazzle"
if its the same one i remember from the mid 90's the bar was "flaumbaum" (??) or the plum tree in english.

she had a cracking body though.
 
#7
I once had a CO with the nickname (not to his face funnily enough) of FONC;
Friend Of No Cnut

And the RSM was known as FOOC;
Friend Of One Cnut
 
#8
g~~~ge wo~~~~ll, hameln in the 80's,had the affectionate tag of "slimy" cause his skin resembled a toad. poor cnut could not get rid of the tag however hard he tried
 
#9
There was a RLC driver many years ago in Omagh nicknamed 'Chris Evans'. Mainly because she had ginger hair and glasses. Nothing, if not original.
 
#10
At 32 we had a rather large (but really nice bloke) for an OC JK were his intials then about 3 weeks later we had a lad join and he was also fat!! with black hair so got stuck with the title of "Mini-Me" hahaha he used to get soooo P1ssed when a lad more sproggy than him called him it!!
 
#11
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
ArmySurplusSpecial wrote

A lass who worked in a bar in Hameln (cant remember the name) was called "Dip and Dazzle"
if its the same one i remember from the mid 90's the bar was "flaumbaum" (??) or the plum tree in english.

she had a cracking body though.
Yeah was around 1996 time when i visited. Rings a bell, slim Blonde?? Stunning apart from the eyes!!
 

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#12
Once knew a guy (a civvy - but he worked for the Army somehow) by the name of Richard Large.






You've guessed it










Big Dick










Is that my coat? Why, thankyou!
 
#13
When I was in Canada there was a lad (he was at rippon I think) who looked the spitting image of chucky from the rug rats but minus the ginger hair!! so for the whole 6 months he was known as Chucky what ever he did to lose the name it didn't work!! even rolling a landrover after being in theatre for about 72 hours!!
 
#14
A~~d C~~~~ey ex-29 fd sqn had one or two tags given to him: half-moon heid (similarity to mr punch) OR eyeshigher (self explanatory i feel gents)
 
#15
anyone remember ex-eod full screw K---h P-----tt, when he arrived at 29 fd sqn he was given the loving nickname of "deadbloke" purely cause he was soooooo fecking old, tall & scrawny. fair play he took it all in the spirit.

we even held at "deadbloke" appreciation night for him in g.v. in bosnia in 97, c/w coffins and the death march blasting out on the stereo.

good times.
 
#16
There was a lad at 28 on the boxing team with the nickname OozE short for who's he looking at!! He was the most cock eyed bloke you'll ever meet!!
 
#17
28 engr regt always had the nickname of "riggie w~nkers" when i was in hameln :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#19
On a diving course a 9 sqn monster by the name of j*gs U***ing gave me the pet name 'FRISP'..... (Fcuking Repulsive Ingorant Scottish Pig). Thankully it never stuck. :lol:

Served at an RA unit where one young gunner was known to all (inc BC) as 'UBIN'....Ugliest B*stard In Nato
 
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