Best Murder Weapon

#1
I was watching Hollyoaks mainly for the sexy nurse that is Karen Hassan, but not with standing all the other hotties

Anyway, said sexy Northern Irish Nursey has smashed an old geezer over the head with a rock and I thought this has to be the best murder weapon?

Wait a minute . . . Hear me out . . . It's not the best for it's ability to efficiently complete the job at hand, however for ease of disposal in "the cover up phase" it's got to be a winner? Naturally sinks to the bottom of a river, never going to float back to the surface after it's weight become detached and if not river at hand easily tossed somewhere to blend in with everything else.

So, what do you think would be the best murder weapon?

** Disclaimer - this is not research for a future act I'm intending to commit **
 
#3
Shovel carried in the back of a mini moke. Only really effective in Cyprus.
 
#7
A crossbow bolt made of ice using perrier water.
 
#10
All nonsense. Forensics from the blood splatter in any bludgeoning instrument would be picked up by the Feds in no time.

The best murder weapon is a cliff. Shove the victim off it - one quick clean shove, no brusing, no body marks, no signs of a struggle. Do it beside the sea when the tide's in and you may even get a few more days if the body is washed out.

And afterwards, when the detectives come calling: "A terrible thing mate, just awful. I warned him/her not to get too close to the edge... but would they listen? No. And now look at them. Fucking tragic that...."
 
#13
All nonsense. Forensics from the blood splatter in any bludgeoning instrument would be picked up by the Feds in no time.

The best murder weapon is a cliff. Shove the victim off it - one quick clean shove, no brusing, no body marks, no signs of a struggle. Do it beside the sea when the tide's in and you may even get a few more days if the body is washed out.

And afterwards, when the detectives come calling: "A terrible thing mate, just awful. I warned him/her not to get too close to the edge... but would they listen? No. And now look at them. Fucking tragic that...."
You've done this before, haven't you...?
 
#15
Get your intended victim to read the thread on ARRSE about "James Shortt Legal Threat".

Before they have completed the second page they will have slipped into a coma followed by death.
 
#16
The Pacific ocean. Take your victim on a cruise and lob them off the back of the boat in the dead of night.

Zombies. Well apart from the possibilty that your victime might come back and try to eat your brains of course.
 
#19
a shotgun wiht bog standard shop carts, theres no tell tale balistics, the shells are mass production /sold so no chance of tracing it, so long as you clean it and boil wash the cloths or burn them + take a good scrub in the shower there is zero forensics to tie you to the body

people think long and hard about the best murder wepon but really its some form of ice (nothing to trace it back to) or a good old scater gun at close range.
 

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