Best Military Quote

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the_mentalist

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#1
A chance for all to exercise artistic licence. What is the best quote you have ever heard or used yourself, it could be a famous one or one you made up.

The Army couldn't run without one liners, so lets hear your favourite ones. :?
 
#3
Well why not make them applicable to REME then it is our playground here.

Here is a starter for ten,

"it was like that when I signed for the vehicle" Batus tankpark from 1972 onwards
 
#7
Thessaloniki 1999 the day before we drove the wagons up to Pristina, an 'enforced rest' period was observed;

WO2 CSM Pete C*******i

'During the rest period, anyone not on their backs will be getting it'


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
 
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#9
"It's not a duke box.......it's a gear box!"

"If you can't find it..........grind it!"
 
#10
Heres a couple.

"Honest I first paraded the vehicle" how come theres no oil in the engine.

"Ive checked the bulbs and fuses" How come theres none fitted.

"I POLd the vehicle before we left" you've done 50 miles and run out of fuel

"We'll bring the vehicle straight round the Wksp" zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"Its Friday 1100hrs and the vehicle we need Monday morning has just broken."

And the best of the lot " Tiffs in charge" Oh fcuk. :D
 
#11
I'm not the driver!

The D and M instructor told me it was supposed to be like that

Its not my tank

Yes I HAVE checked my grid!....oops wrong sheet......sorry 24B!
 
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#12
During a tactical breakdown

"Er....I don't know how all them small washers got in the main engine oil filler"
Said the tanky to the A Mech!
 
#15
Prior to deploying on a UN tour to sunny Cyprus - O.C: '' If you buy these nice cotton shirts out of your own money to wear in Cyprus, I give you my word you can wear them when you get back '' - this in the days of Shirts KF. Did we buy the shirts? - oh yeah. Did he lie - naturally!
 
#16
the_mentalist said:
During a tactical breakdown

"Er....I don't know how all them small washers got in the main engine oil filler"
Said the tanky to the A Mech!
Or.."I don't know how that screwdriver shaped hole got in both the rads"
Said the 510 driver to the fitter section!
 
#17
From an RS WO2 "Yeah, I was an air tech before I changed trades to RS, I just failed the final exam!"
 
#18
As soon as the wksp is clean you can knock off,[what he meant was "as soon as you have cleaned it three times and its knockoff time anyway , you can knock off!]
 

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