Following on from the "What I Miss" thread, which was great reading...... There is a lot of mention of Mess, Bar life. The Set-Up: My offering is, two mess dining tables (shiny as fcuk) about 6ft apart, 1 blanket on each end. The apparatus - 'two man' box affair with scaffold pole through centre, two men with broom handles enter 'canoe' 4 dining chairs with a page of a broadsheet newspaper over each, positioned just in reach of the broom handle.....still with me?? Objective: 1 man balances whilst the other 'tries' to flick the sheets of paper off the strategically positioned chairs. Other requirements: Beer, baying crowd and a trusted partner! Outcomes: Most I ever got was two, swapping sides was extremely hard whilst blotto! "gentle caressing ear, which had to sewn back together thanks to my partner being 'slightly' drunker than me in the 5th Skins Mess, I remember you, P***dy S****e!! Over to you!