Best Mates.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The Perisher, Jan 27, 2012.

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  1. I went to by a new Sweater today with my mate,
    "That jumper looks great would you mind if i tried it on with you ? "
    "Not at all mate" i replied
    Next thing i know his hands are cupping my balls and hes leaning over for a Fucking kiss !!!!!!!
     
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  2. What size was the sweater??
     
  3. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    definition of a good mate, someone who goes into town and gets two blowjobs and comes back and gives you one.
     
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