Best man presents

#1
Crabby is getting married...

As is traditional my best man (+1 other groomsman because apparently it'll make the photo look balanced?) will be receiving a present thanking them for spending my money on food, drink and debauchery just for losing the rings and shaving my eyebrows on the stag night.

After long and careful thought (the time it took me to type in 7-62.com) I decided that it should either be engraved cufflinks (the bullet ones, a bit different) or just a bog standard bullet with the ring thing so it can "be put through their pinholes on the wedding day" (not my quote).

So, which would be more useful post wedding? Other than hipflasks (one doesn't drink, fcuking homo) has anyone got any better ideas for a present/s for my best men (other than a dose off the bridesmaids and trying to make the new Mrs Crabby airtight)?
 
#3
Give him the scarf, you hermer.
 
#4
Prima Nochta to be practiced on your new wife as you're a pink scarf wearing civvy cnut.

You wretched hermo.
 
#5
6 Months before she is fcukign someone else and you resort to eating dick on the subway.

Have a word with the vicar and see if he can do your funeral and cremation the same day as your wedding

As for a present for the two fags that will take part in the ceremony..... give them one of your small boll0cks each, that way at least we'll be safe in the knowledge you won't reproduce
 
#6
Chop your cat in half and give each of them a piece. Problem sorted.
 
#9
Allowing them to conceive a child with your missus.
How about a drunken drugfuelled orgy with all the womenfolk?
Allowing MDN to officiate at the wedding.
Failing any of the above a nice mature bottle of whiskey for the one that does drink and a nice bottle of mature tap water for the one doesn't.

Oh and good luck.
 
#10
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
Conceiving a child with your future missus.
How about a drunken drugfuelled orgy with all the womenfolk?
Allowing MDN to officiate at the wedding.
Failing any of the above a nice mature bottle of whiskey for the one that does drink and a nice bottle of mature tap water for the one doesn't.

Oh and good luck.
How did I not think of that. My whisky drinking only pales in comparison to that of my best man. Probably go for an 18 year glenmorangie as he likes a lighter whisky. Or I'll try and get him onto highland park with a 25 year...
 
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