Best Headline ever

#2
i think MJ better get some hoop renforcement operationbefore he goes into prison :lol:
it doesn't look too good.
 
#3
I forgot the exact wording of it but it was along the lines of

"keegan gets seaman in citys shorts"

When David seaman moved to maine road
 
#4
"ZIP ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO" when that george michael bloke got arrested! or.....
Many years ago when there was a suggestion that the guards where selling themselves in the royal parks the guardian had the headline - "FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOMS OF OUR GUARDSMEN?"
 
#5
actually the best headline i ever saw was after celtic got beaten by inverness caledonian thistle (pretty much a bunch of part time highlanders!)
the headline read

SuperCaleyGoBallisticCelticAreAtrocious

how long they must have been waiting for a headline like that ?
 
#6
"Fog in channel - Continent cut off" : Express 1950s ?

"Trooper tossed off in front of Queen" - Daily Sport 2000'ish (LG trooper in Sovereign's Escort thrown by horse)
 
#7
"Up Yours Delours" - The Sun's synopsis of the European debate circa 1991 followed by:

"Bawl at Gaul" - when they wanted everyone to go to Dover and shout abuse at France, sounds reasonable

and of course - GOTCHA!





edited for typos - damn my fat fingers
 
#8
Stick with this one......lengthy and complicated but worth it!!

The "Currant Bun" ran a story about a priest who had gone a wee bit mental having been diagnosed with heart disease.....suddenly all too aware of his own mortality he (over?) compensated, bought himself a sports car, took an enthuastic interest in the ladies. Sadly for him, he let his new-found perviness go too far and was eventually prosecuted for stealing skimpy undies from his neighbour's washing line.

The headline???


"Dicky ticker vicar in knicker knocker shocker"

I kid you not..... :D
 
#9
I I let Jacko diddle my dingle..it's been a repressed memory what's only surfacing now with all this publicity.. oh, the horror, the shame! can I have 2 million quid?.. I've got some bills that need paying...
" Whack Jack lousy in the Sack' says ex-boytoy...
 
#11
Okay, not a headline but from a cricket commentator "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey."

Again, pre-meditated, I suspect.
 
#12
The best was “Trooper tossed off in front of queen” from the sport I believe
 
#13
"TOUCH ME IN THE MOURNING: MAGGY STROKES RON'S WOOD FOR THE LAST TIME"

Daily Sport headline over a picture of Maggy Thatcher resting her hand on Ronald Reagan's coffin. :lol: :lol:
 

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