Best headline ever (courtesy of The Scum)

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To make a super- ninja flapjack, embed a Stanley knife blade into each side of your flapjack.



Much more effective than those poofy triangular ones.........
 
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The best headline in the Sun is the one where they print "Last Edition Ever"
 
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Curiously, the most hypocritical headline ever was on the front page of the Scum last week, bleating something alluding to political censorship, which as we all know was brought about by the illegal acts carried out by those very cunts and their colleagues.
 

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BBC is carrying a well judged response from the Health & Safety Executive:

BBC News - Canvey Island school bans triangle shaped flapjacks


A spokesman for the Health and Safety Executive said: "We often come across half-baked decisions taken in the name of health and safety, but this one takes the biscuit.

"The real issue isn't what shape the flapjacks are, but the fact that pupils are throwing them at each other - and that's a matter of discipline, and has got nothing to do with health and safety as we know it.

"We're happy to make clear that flapjacks of all shapes and sizes continue to have our full backing."
 
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I think that is great, the health and safety crowd need to do more like things like this, so everyone can see how stupid they are and go back to the good old days where common sense prevailed not idiots making rules.
 
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I think that is great, the health and safety crowd need to do more like things like this, so everyone can see how stupid they are and go back to the good old days where common sense prevailed not idiots making rules.
It's not "the Health and Safety crowd" who are at fault, it's the idiots who are in positions of responsibility who are overly risk-averse and unable to make a logical deduction when they have the information in front of them.
 
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