Best headline ever (courtesy of The Scum)

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  1. Done already.
     
  2. Top tips #564


    To make a super- ninja flapjack, embed a Stanley knife blade into each side of your flapjack.



    Much more effective than those poofy triangular ones.........
     
  3. Like a vegitarian ninja star.
     
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  4. HHH

    HHH LE

    The best headline in the Sun is the one where they print "Last Edition Ever"
     
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  5. Curiously, the most hypocritical headline ever was on the front page of the Scum last week, bleating something alluding to political censorship, which as we all know was brought about by the illegal acts carried out by those very cunts and their colleagues.
     
  6. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    BBC is carrying a well judged response from the Health & Safety Executive:

    BBC News - Canvey Island school bans triangle shaped flapjacks


     
  7. Flapjacks are a pancake like bread and not those hard crunchy things under discussion.
     
  8. I think that is great, the health and safety crowd need to do more like things like this, so everyone can see how stupid they are and go back to the good old days where common sense prevailed not idiots making rules.
     
  9. It's not "the Health and Safety crowd" who are at fault, it's the idiots who are in positions of responsibility who are overly risk-averse and unable to make a logical deduction when they have the information in front of them.