Best Football Chants. . .

#2
“There’s Only Two Andy Gorams"

After newspapers reported on goalkeeper Goram's mental health problems.
 
#3
our star striker down at Queen of the South last year was stephen dobbie, the previous manager was allways having a pop at him about his weight so the lads used to sing to the tune of "quie sera"

steve dobbie dobbie -we dont care if your overweight cos your finish is flucking great-steve dobbie dobbie
 
#4
Apparently this was the chant in tune to Lord of the Dance at the Man U
game.. ............

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
it could be worse
You could be scouse
Eating rats in your council house"
 
#5
(to the tune of craig david - rewind)

"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"




To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted

for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song) "If you

tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"


(thanks Dad) :D
 
#6
Give me a T = T
Give me a I = I
Give me a T = T
Give me a T = S
What have you got - T.its
What do you do with them = Oldham, cha cha cha
 
#7
"His neck scars proved he lost his head,
tevez, tevez,
youll never shag a sexy bird,
tevez, tevez,
you ugly twat, you argie cunt
theyve sewn your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez The Bitters new No 9"





"When the ball hits your head and you sit in row Z, that's Zamora!"



"You should have stayed on the telly!" - Liverpool fans to Alan Shearer.


"There's only one Purple Aki" - sung to Yakubu
 
#8
He's half a girl and half a boy
Torres, Torres
He looks just like a transvestite
Torres, Torres
He wears a frock, he loves the c0ck, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres
Carraghers bit on the side
 
#9
"Eduardo woah oh oh oh
Eduardo woah oh oh oh
He used to have the skills
Now he walks like Heather Mills"



"Can the people trying to break into the boardroom please be aware you are on CCTV."
- Mansfield stadium announcer after the Stags lost to Rotherham.
 
#11
Possibly East Fife directed to Cowdenbeath to the tune of "The Adams Family"

"They come from near Lochgelly
They havnae got a telly
They're dirty and they're smelly
The Cowden Family

The girls all have moustaches
They all have nasty rashes
And nae c unt ever washes
The Cowden Family"
 
#12
To the tune of the wheels on the bus, Colchester to the Southend fans:

"The wheels on your house go round & round, round & round, round & round!"
 
#13
Not strictly football chant - but made me laugh out here in Australia (where the chippy Aussies get on one's nerves whenever cross the pond sport is on) - during the last Ashes held out here and after England were well and truly gubbed, the famous Barmy Army started singing and winding up the Aussies with ' Get your sh1t stars off our flag!..get your sh11t stars off our flag"....

Sang to the tune of your not fit wipe our arrse!

Epic
 
#14
Sung to the tune of "Hey Baby" after Lee Bowyer got off a jail term for battering an asian youth.

"Heeeeeeey Leee Bowyer, oh ah.
I wanna knooooooow, why you're not in jail."

Another directed at Swansea fans from their Cardiff rivals.

"Iiiiiiiiin the swansea slums.
They look in the dustbin for something to eat.
They find a dead rat, and they think it's a treat.
In the swansea slums."

A old Cardiff chant to Nathan Blake after getting in a spot of bother with the police.
"He's black, he's mean, he robs the fruit machine.
Nathan Blake, Nathan Blake."
 
#15
Sung by Colchester fans using best Northern Accents to most Northern teams, but don't know the tune name:

"Drink ten pints on the town til I'm feckin plastered, I go home beat the wife cos I'm a Northern Bastard."
 
#16
I saw some classics on Ross Kemp on Football Hooligans which were rather indignant, racist, sordid, but the "get your t*ts out, get your t*ts out", seems to be one we can all join in to...

...Is it compulsary to censor bad language on the boards?
 
#17
Neil warnocks illegitimate,
he aint got no birth certificate,
hes got aids and cant get rid of them
hes a piggy b***tard!!!



Shearer is a w*nker
He wears a wankers hat
He plays for scum united
He is a f*cking twat
He fucks up on the left wing
He fucks up on the right
And when he plays for England
He's a load of fucking sh1te
 
#18
wildcard.rgbw said:
I saw some classics on Ross Kemp on Football Hooligans which were rather indignant, racist, sordid, but the "get your t*ts out, get your t*ts out", seems to be one we can all join in to...

...Is it compulsary to censor bad language on the boards?
Except for cunting fuckertty tourettes sufferers like my tit tit tit tittery cocking knob self






"He'll shoot, he won't score
but he'll eat your Labrador,
Ji-Sung Park, Ji-Sung Park"
 

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