"His neck scars proved he lost his head,
youll never shag a sexy bird,
you ugly twat, you argie cunt
theyve sewn your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez The Bitters new No 9"
"When the ball hits your head and you sit in row Z, that's Zamora!"
"You should have stayed on the telly!" - Liverpool fans to Alan Shearer.
He's half a girl and half a boy
He looks just like a transvestite
He wears a frock, he loves the c0ck, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
Carraghers bit on the side
Not strictly football chant - but made me laugh out here in Australia (where the chippy Aussies get on one's nerves whenever cross the pond sport is on) - during the last Ashes held out here and after England were well and truly gubbed, the famous Barmy Army started singing and winding up the Aussies with ' Get your sh1t stars off our flag!..get your sh11t stars off our flag"....
Neil warnocks illegitimate,
he aint got no birth certificate,
hes got aids and cant get rid of them
hes a piggy b***tard!!!
Shearer is a w*nker
He wears a wankers hat
He plays for scum united
He is a f*cking twat
He fucks up on the left wing
He fucks up on the right
And when he plays for England
He's a load of fucking sh1te