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Best experiences of the Int corps?

#1
Hey,

As you can see from my post count I am new around here.
Just about to send off my last load of papers to book the date for my AOSB and putting some more thought into my choice of corps.

I had a browse around the main army site and the PDFs there on the Int corp but they seemed pretty generalising on what to expect in the Int corps ( "I met my best friends!" "I had a great time!" and so on ).


Anyone care to enlighten me a bit with some specific examples of day to day things or as the title implies the things that you love about it?


Cheers.
 
#3
This thread has some potential. I'll go and put the kettle on...

I used to love the Monday morning muster parade, with everyone smartly turned out in exactly the same uniform...

Rodney2q
 
#6
Oh Goodie! A live one!

Though to be fair, the Int Corps does have the best looking women (if it isn't illegal to say that anymore)
 
#11
Hey,

As you can see from my post count I am new around here.
Just about to send off my last load of papers to book the date for my AOSB and putting some more thought into my choice of corps.

I had a browse around the main army site and the PDFs there on the Int corp but they seemed pretty generalising on what to expect in the Int corps ( "I met my best friends!" "I had a great time!" and so on ).


Anyone care to enlighten me a bit with some specific examples of day to day things or as the title implies the things that you love about it?


Cheers.
No prob;
First off you'll wake up, stretch scratch your balls, flange, face*
Go for SSS, put nicely-ironed uniform
On. Saunter across for breakfast; have a quick natter with some buddies as you meander to work nonchalantly doffing your cap to any orifices that you may pass.
Get to work, put kettle on, have a fag*
THEN DO LOTS OF SECRET STUFF LIKE IT SAYS IN THE CHUFFING PDFS.
Then at the end of the day you'll mosey on back did dinner/tea*; back to your room get changed go out for a beer ( or shandy if you are a dim-sider/g&t if officer). Laugh and joke with Marie's, go back to your scratcher, pull/stroke one off, go to sleep ready for Groundhog Day.
*delete as necessary.


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#14
Of course there was the time when I was a JNCO during my first tour in NI when my paedophile Sergeant Major got right on my tits and I accidentally slipped half a dozen laxatives into his morning coffee. He was arrested back in the UK soon after for buggering two little boys - although I don't claim the laxatives were to blame !
 

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