Best ever Secret Santa presents?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by whosthedaddy, Jan 15, 2008.

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  1. Guy receives a dog lead as his secret santa pressie, a week after his dog had been put down. Priceless!
     
  2. Great.
     
  3. Its like rain on your wedding day eh?

    Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife?
     
  4. Like a free ride, when you're already late? ;)
     
  5. Isnt it moronic?
     
  6. The long winter evenings must fly by in maison whosthedaddy. My favourite secret santa present was a turd in a box; it still takes pride of place on my coffee table two years later.
     
  7. Liar, i bet you dont keep a turd in a box on your coffee table.
     
  8. Easy tigers, I was just moving on from the other Secret Santa 'Bacon and wine' thread to see what other people had come up with which may be deemed offensive? I'll not bother in future! lol
     
  9. Rumbled! It was actually a manicure set and a rubber duck.
     
  10. Nice one.
     
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