BEST EVER PATROL TEAM

#1
Having just watched Munster stuff Toulouse on Saturday, I found that with the aid of Brother Guinness, I could solve almost any problem I put my mind to. With this in mind, I believe I have produced the best ever Infantry Section in History. I defy anyone to best it.
Rules are simple - ORBAT must be composed of any actor, living or dead. You're allowed a bit of largesse ref the composition (I'm taking 2 Gimpy's, cause I like it that way):

Sect Comd: Richard Burton
No 2 (Sniper/Scout): Daniel Day Lewis
No 3: James Coburn
GPMG: John Wayne

Sect 2ic: Clint Eatwood
No6: Lee Marvin
No 7:Steve McQueen
GPMG: Sean Connery

Watch Cross of Iron, Last of the Mohicans/Gangs of New York, Where Eagles Dare, Longest Day and Hell is for Heroes.

There are lots and lots of other runners...other thoughts?
 
#2
Sect Comd: Robert De Niro (Heat Drills)
No 2 (Scout):Baden Powell
No 3: Vinnie Jones
GPMG: Arnie (from Predator)

Sect 2ic: Val Kilmer (Heat Drills)
No6: Harvey Kietel (double hard bastard)
No 7:Geoff Capes (to carry all the ammo for A/M)
GPMG: Sly Stallone (First Blood with M60)

I too have problems with my Guiness Goggles, see you all at the Army Navy ya Fakers (RE tent, coz everyone else is a poof)
 
#3
Like your style, GB. What about Magua (Wes Studi) from Last of the etc? Hard bugger or what? Make a good point man, I'm thinking....
Harvey Keitel, I have it on good authority by the way, is a pussy.
 

Ventress

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#4
Team 1

Fd Marshall Bill Slim (IC Team)
Capt Noel Chavasse VC & Bar MC RAMC (Medic)
Pte S Baldrick (Bagage Party)
Vasilli Zaitzev (Ranges)

Team 2

Tonto (Scout)
Flipper (Any river crossings)
Jamie Oliver (Cook)
Alexandre the Great (Tactics)
 

Mr Happy

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#5
Charlie
Sect. Cmdr. Mr Happy - someone needs to bring flair to the proceedings
Scout. BLiar - for his ability to avoid any crap that might come flying his way.
No. 3 JAWS from James Bond, for the break-in and wire obstacles.
Gunner It's been said, it's gotta be The Gvnr of Calafornia

Delta
2 i/c Sgt Elias - he had his sh*t wired tight at all times...
No. 6 Pink
No. 7 Tommy Cooper, every section needs a joker.
Gunner Sly, though we might need him to dv a tk later. Or be QM in charge of a million dollars worth of equipment..

Civ. L/O Sigourney Weaver.
 
#6
Sect Cmdr - Audie Murphy (real war hero and actor, so it still counts)
Rfn - Clint Eastwood (Where Eagles Dare - 2x Mpi 40's)
Rfn/Radio - Anthony Quayle (Ice Cold in Alex - lots of Gin!)
GPMG - Arnie (Commando - never-ending 4B1T link!)

2i/c - James Coburn (Steiner from Cross of Iron)
Rfn - Nigel Davenport (Play Dirty - with Michael Caine)
Rfn - Wesley Snipes (Blade)
Rfn - Spartan Soldier (at the Battle of Thermopylae when The Persian King told the Spartans that the persian arrows would blot out the noon sun, replied: 'Excellent! Then we will fight in the shade!'
Attributed to King Leonidas in the film 200 Spartans, but was, I believe one of his lieutenants in reality)
 
#7
Arkady said:
Attributed to King Leonidas in the film 200 Spartans, but was, I believe one of his lieutenants in reality)
Sorry Arkady, but I think you'll find that there were 300 Spartans at Thermopylae under the command of Leonidas. They held the pass for 2 days and inflicted a reputed 20,000 casualties on the Persians, before being killed to a man.
 
#9
Thought of some more:

Lewis Collins - Sect Comd (Everything he's been in)
Hugh Jackman - Sniper/scout (X-Men 1/2, Van Helsing)
Uma Thurman - Samurai Sword chick/FRV blowjobs (Kill Bill)
Jesse Ventura - Minigun (Predator)

Chuck Norris - Delta Farce et al
Colin Firth - to identify the enemy firing position! (Tumbledown)
Terence Stamp - rifleman - General Zod from Superman 2, hard old bastard in 'the Limey'
Ving Rhames on the General - nuff said. Especially after 'Dawn of the Dead' (Jaesus thats a scary movie).

The wierd thing is, every different drink I try gives me a new orbat. This one came about after lucozade sport, following a heavy phys session. Funny old world.
 
#10
Sect Comd: Martin Johnston :evil:
Scout: Geoff BuffHoon (always the first man to get slotted)
Rad Op: ET (improvised comms as BOWMAN willl never work properly) :eek:
Gunner: The chick from Aliens with that huge chain cannon 8)

Sect 2IC: Mel Gibbson (When we were soldiers) :cry:
Sniper: Jonny Wilkinson :)
Medic: The fit one from Casulty (can give me mouth to mouth anytime) :wink:
Gunner 2: Arnie (of course) :roll:
 
#11
Charlie:

Sect Comd: Lee Coburn (Cross of Iron)
Scout: That Indian bloke with the machete off Predator
Signaller: Richard Burton (Broadsword calling Danny Boy)
Gunner: Animal Mutha off Full Metal Jacket


Delta:

Sect 2IC: CSgt off Zulu (good for discipline)
Break In Man: Clint Eastwood (Where Eagles Dare)
Medic: Doc off Hamburger Hill
Gunner: The Door Gunner off Full Metal Jacket (Get some!)

Most of the above could easily be double hatted although admittedly the two Gunners would require close and constant supervision.
 
#12
neanderthal said:
Sorry Arkady, but I think you'll find that there were 300 Spartans at Thermopylae under the command of Leonidas. They held the pass for 2 days and inflicted a reputed 20,000 casualties on the Persians, before being killed to a man.
Actually i think two Spartans were sent back to Sparta to deliver a message, this of course bringing shame on the men until Leonidas told them why it had to be done etc etc etc
 
#13
Eve then the Spartans where betrayed - there was a secret pass alllowing access past them: one of their own told the Persians about this and they where taken from behind. As it where.

Well 'ard in any case.
 

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