Best Ever Movie Comment?

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by shagnasty, May 17, 2007.

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  1. Dunno if it’s been done already – but what’s the best ever movie comment?

    My choice:- Zulu

    Lt. Bromhead (excitedly) – “We got 60 wouldn’t you say?

    Arndorf (dry Boer) – “That only leaves 3,940.”
  2. Zulu again:
  3. Sorry to lower the tone...

    Lord of the Rings (The fellowship of the ring): "No one tosses a dwarf"
  4. "You're a big lad but you're out of shape. I do this for a living, now behave yourself."

    Michael Caine, Get Carter
  5. "Lord Uxbridge: By God, Sir. I've lost my leg.
    Duke of Wellington: By God, Sir. So you have."

    "Sir William Ponsonby: Before we go, Uxbridge. [proffering snuff powder]
    Lord Uxbridge: [snorts] Ha [sneezes]
    Lord Uxbridge: savage stuff, Ponsonby!
    Sir William Ponsonby: You don't see its like any more. My father left us a hundredweight, down to the last ounce. An old Jew in Alexandria had the blend.
    Lord Uxbridge: Blend?
    [Ponsonby laughs] "

    "Napoleon Bonaparte: Never interrupt your enemy while he's making a mistake. That's bad manners."

    Waterloo 1970
  6. full metal jacket - the films full of great one liners.
    " a jelly doughnut " or " get the fcuk down get the fcuk off my obstacle, don't fall down that would break my fcuking heart" "5'8 I didnt realise that they stacked sh1t that high" and so on......
  7. "The Man Who Would Be King" (Sean Connery & Michael Caine)

    "No, we're not gods. We're British Soldiers - which is the next best thing."

    [Mrs 4(T), who is foreign, at this point realised that it wasn't just something I'd been expounding, but that it must be a fact of life if Sean Connery said so..... LOL....]
  8. From the same film "Oh I tell them all about you Guru Sahibs: how you take your hats off to ladies and give names to dogs and cats and go marching into battle with your rifles on your shoulder left right left!"
  9. De Niro in Goodfellas:

    "bring it back, you f*ck! take of the f*cking fur coat and bring it back to where you got it, you f*ck!"


    "you stupid ginnie f*ck!"
  10. Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn....

    - Gone with the wind
  11. Kelly's Heroes:

    Out of view while Kelly and Crapgame are discussing equipment/ammo required to knock off a German bank..

    Oddball, "You could probably use a few Shermans"
  12. One of my favourites from Arnie.

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  13. 'Put the bunny back in the box' Nicholas Cage, ConAir
  14. "My General hass askt me to dizcuss ze surrender"
    "Sorry, but we don't have the facilities".
    "The facilities. To take you all prisoner. Sorry!"
    A Bridge to Far

    "A prayer's as good as a bayonet on a day like this"
  15. "Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
    Michael Caine..The Italian Job.

    "You talking to me"?
    Robert Di Nero..Taxi Driver

    "I love the smell of Napalm in the Morning"
    Robert Duval..Apocalypse Now.

    "Why do they call him Bullet Tooth Tony"?
    "Because he dodges bullets Avi"
    Vinny Jones..Snatch.

    "Say hello to my little friend"
    Al Pacino..Scarface.

    Too many more to mention... :wink: