Has to be Blackadder 3 with the dictionary episode:-
Right, let's get the book. Now; Baldrick, where's the manuscript?
You mean the big papery thing tied up with string?
Yes, Baldrick -- the manuscript belonging to Dr. Johnson.
You mean the baity fellow in the black coat who just left?
Yes, Baldrick -- Dr. Johnson.
So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the baity fellow in the black coat who just left is.
Yes, Baldrick, I am, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers. For the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr. Johnson's manuscript?
On the fire.
On the *what*?
The hot orangy thing under the stony mantlepiece.
Classic!
Edited for typing too slow