Best drill square put downs here please

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  1. So, we've all heard a few good ones, and some of us have delivered some killer lines for poor turnout. What's the best you've heard / said on the square?
     
  2. woody you are to arms drill what myra hindley is to baby sitting :D .
     
  3. "F**k me, your drippier than a broken fridge!!!!! :D
     
  4. I think the very best one was probably.

    Oh FFS how many times is this subject going to be opened in a new thread?
    Doesn't anyone know how to use the search function?
    I wonder how long this one will survive before it ends up in the hole.


    Of course that might not be exactly right but you get the drift. :twisted: :lol:
     
  5. Please "Put down" anyone who enjoys doing bloody drill!
     
  6. Sorry Steven - did a couple of searches and came back with nothing, if you want to tell me the search string and MODs direct this holewards, no probs.

    Priceless Woody!
     
  7. Cheers CC - seen and will head there!
     
  8. I shouldn't have followed the link I posted. There is now a cocktail of snot and water on an important report.

    Why?

    Exhibit 1 - "If you don't win this drill competition I will go home and thrash my wife to within an inch of her life! Now dig those fcuking heels in!"

    Exhibit 2 - "Get your arms up to shoulder height or I'm going to shove something hard and salty into your mouth... AND IT WON'T BE A PORK SCRATCHING!"

    Genius

    Charlie
     
  9. "On the double then ABrighter2006, go on. GET OF MY FUCKING SQUARE!!!"
     
  10. One i could never figure out was STAND SHAGGING STILL i mean how can you stand still whilst shagging

    Also GET A FcuKING GRIP ........ of what ????
     
  11. "The length of your ARM not the length of your cock!"


    Did you shave this morning?
    Did you use a mirror?
    You should have used a razor.
     
  12. MAYBE PEOP;E ARN NOT SO SAD AS YOU TO KNOW WHAT THREADS HAVE BEEN ON BEFORE...2000+ post get out more geek.
     
  13. Scots Guards CSgt RMAS mid 1980's to one of the gentlemen cadets from hotter climes:

    'Sir, if your brains were leather, you wouldnae have enough to make a pair of spats for a one legged budgie'.

    plus

    'Mr XXX Get a blue print for your brain, IBM are trying to make their robots stupid'

    Classic
     
  14. Drill pig on inspection.

    "You! You're wearing glasses. I don't like people who wear glasses. They're sneaky!"

    Along the line.......

    "You! What's wrong with your eyes?"

    "Nothing, staff, I've got contact lenses."

    "Aaargh!! Contact lenses. I hate people with contact lenses. They're double sneaky. Get off my parade square."


    Well, it was fcuking hilarious at the time!