Oooh, my C/sgts favorite quote, saying this I'm sure I'm going to make friends on here....
"You're not in the CCF now! Now you're a marine cadet, and our cocks go too far down our legs to let us bend them!"
My favorite if someone has pissed around in a squad in colours etc
"Squad, stand at ease. Front rank 3 (or whatever), front rank 3 shun. Front rank 3, right dress."
When you get bored of watching him suffer, give eyes front.
If you wish to argue, at least try to do it properly. Why don't you try implying slight sarcasm, I normally miss that so you could of spent hours laughing at me thinking you were being serious. By the way, if you are so much of a cnut to post on threads you think are boring, how boring of a person must you be?