Best Compliment Ever

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, May 12, 2007.

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  1. I have just been told by Nil_oc that I look like Simon Weston sucking a lemon.

    Is that a good thing?
  2. Check your PM :twisted:
  3. What did you PM her Simon?
  4. I did, and sent one back.

    maff thinks I am a blerk :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    apart from that, he thinks I shagged his wife. :lol:

  5. Let's make mutated babies.

    Just you and I....
  6. I heard Simon Weston has left his missus - cos his kids look nothing like him.

    BT. :lol:

  7. Got any proof that you're female?

    A shoe has more female DNA than you.

  8. we feel sorry for that Simon Weston bloke being compared to you dale specially when you bark like a dog , :D
  9. Flash we got told you look like les battersby from coronation street
    where did you get those oranges from to dye your hair funny as fcuk
  10. He's seen your pic then :wink: