Best chat up line in the world

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cuddles, Nov 3, 2010.

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  1. Well after some decades assessing this issue it comes down to these two.

    a)Get in the car, I've got a knife.

    or

    b)Let's not turn this perfectly ordinary rape into an ugly murder.

    What do you guys think?
     
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I have to agree they are very good and I have used both on occasions. I have also found "Do you want to see your kids again" works quite well.
     
  3. Come on Maddy we will only be outside for 10 minutes
     
  4. As someone now masquarades as someone with legal knowledge I can catergorically state A as you are only referring to one offence ie carrying an offensive weapon. B is one admission and a threat of a further serious offence. You can never be too careful as PC Plod will go to any lengths to get his weekly nick quota including cross dressing as an open legged hussy wearing very little and just asking for a good seeing to!
     
  5. Excuse me love, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
     
  6. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    I have a friend who usually relies on 'My name's Dick. Do you like it?'
     
  7. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I've always liked:

    ''I think we are going to have sex tonight sweetheart.''

    ''What makes you so sure?''

    ''I've got a knife.''
     
  8. Thanks you owe me a new keyboard you nutter! Coffee, snot and Dell do not mix! LOL
     
  9. I usually find the line "Hi my name is Cuddles you know the score" usually induces them into the car, albeit as pertrified wrecks but it works.
     
  10. Yes that is a good supplementary but I have to admit I was a bit thrown the other night when the woman asked me to "think of my kids". The kinky bitch. It worked though.
     
  11. OFRAPE will be in touch my friend, Cuddles is a registered trademark of Rapist International! Itself a brand in the Violent Assault stable...
     
  12. "you smell nice Love, did you run here?"

    "your hair looks nice, did you get here by motorbike?"

    and if there are two stunners to choose from

    "are you two related? No? same boxing club then, surely?"
     
  13. Or the cert "You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you"
     
  14. The best one I ever heard was "There's a party in my mouth, do you want to come?"
    It was very hard to turn that down.
     
  15. "Would you like to go halves on a bastard" normally works in Castleford and other surrounding shit holes :)