Best Boat chat up lines?

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  1. Apparently a boat is a fanny magnet and makes even the most ugliest of cnuts rather swarve looking. However, inland one resumes being a fat pig and unless I have a T-shirt with boat picture and caption saying 'this is my boat - fancy a shag on it?' I will be left to usual option of swaying said vessel from side to side thanks to some vigourous self tugging.

    Question then is what chat up lines can one come up with to lure the ladies back to the love vessel?

  2. they say to me whatever floats your boat. well i happen to have a boat, so do you wanna help me try to sink it (baby/hunny/love/dear).

    (wait for slap)
  3. Is that a leak you (w)anchor?. come and jump on the life raft!. :D
  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Wanna see the colour of my boathouse?
  5. Only if it's not fcuking khaki.
  6. I'm captain birdseye want to smell my fishy fingers
  7. would you like to see my Klepper?
  8. It's a fcuking long swim back to shore, love.
  9. "That is my boat, this is my knife and I am wearing a mask. Get in love."

    Works like a charm...everytime.
  10. Hmmmmm, good efforts so far but I was hoping for a little more, er, of a gentlemanly approach like 'would you like to come back to my boat, it'd save me buying a porn mag?'
  11. Want to come and walk my plank darling
  12. Has someone been watching too much "Captain Stabin"? :p
  13. Would you like me to show you my cellar in the Austrian Mountains with
    8 electronic doors............ sorry about the boat its a land --locked country
  14. Thats a jolly Rodger you've got Skipper!!!.
  15. Face my main mast and salute bitch! :D