Best Boat chat up lines?

#1
Apparently a boat is a fanny magnet and makes even the most ugliest of cnuts rather swarve looking. However, inland one resumes being a fat pig and unless I have a T-shirt with boat picture and caption saying 'this is my boat - fancy a shag on it?' I will be left to usual option of swaying said vessel from side to side thanks to some vigourous self tugging.

Question then is what chat up lines can one come up with to lure the ladies back to the love vessel?

 
#2
they say to me whatever floats your boat. well i happen to have a boat, so do you wanna help me try to sink it (baby/hunny/love/dear).

(wait for slap)
 
#10
Hmmmmm, good efforts so far but I was hoping for a little more, er, of a gentlemanly approach like 'would you like to come back to my boat, it'd save me buying a porn mag?'
 
#17
Proper_job said:
they say to me whatever floats your boat. well i happen to have a boat, so do you wanna help me try to sink it (baby/hunny/love/dear).

(wait for slap)
You waited too long.


Take it. Like the slut you are.
 

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