Best Boat chat up lines?

#1
Apparently a boat is a fanny magnet and makes even the most ugliest of cnuts rather swarve looking. However, inland one resumes being a fat pig and unless I have a T-shirt with boat picture and caption saying 'this is my boat - fancy a shag on it?' I will be left to usual option of swaying said vessel from side to side thanks to some vigourous self tugging.

Question then is what chat up lines can one come up with to lure the ladies back to the love vessel?

 
#2
they say to me whatever floats your boat. well i happen to have a boat, so do you wanna help me try to sink it (baby/hunny/love/dear).

(wait for slap)
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
Wanna see the colour of my boathouse?
 
#7
would you like to see my Klepper?
 
#8
It's a fcuking long swim back to shore, love.
 
#9
"That is my boat, this is my knife and I am wearing a mask. Get in love."

Works like a charm...everytime.
 
#10
Hmmmmm, good efforts so far but I was hoping for a little more, er, of a gentlemanly approach like 'would you like to come back to my boat, it'd save me buying a porn mag?'
 
#11
Want to come and walk my plank darling
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#16
I've got a love-boat for you to ride on sweetheart - and it's full of stout semen!
 
#17
Proper_job said:
they say to me whatever floats your boat. well i happen to have a boat, so do you wanna help me try to sink it (baby/hunny/love/dear).

(wait for slap)
You waited too long.


Take it. Like the slut you are.
 
#18
Suck it BITCH
 
#19
#20
Try it.. You won't win.

 

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