Yes it is true
But you forgot to mention that the spray was from a pint of lager and that Mrs W and her daughter jumped on you to get your tadger out when you lost the bet and then preceeded to fall over in fits of giggles because there was nothing Mighty about it and it certainly didnt resemble a Donut.
Well not a fresh one anyway it looked more like one that somebody had forgotten about and left lying around for weeks.
When in a pub with group of loud mates, approach purty-little-thang at the bar, looking a bit shy.
"Look, I'm sorry to bother you but can I buy you a drink? (Don't stop talking at this point) It's just that I've just got back from 6 months in (insert most recent tour) and my mates are giving me a hard time because I've not even seen a woman in all that time. They reckon I've lost my touch and bet me that I wouldn't have the bottle to come and chat you up. Just a drink and I won't bother you (insert sweetest smile)"
DO NOT mistakenly use this on an Army bird, they'll shoot you down vocally in flames.