Best Birds accents

#1
I have had the fortunate experience whilst serving for queen and country to come across quite an array of females pardon the pun.
And I was wondering which accent made you rock and which semi.
My own personal experience I found the gentle dulcet tones of the welsh and some irish to be quite stirring.Basically I would nail all welsh birds as long as they spoke dirty to me.
I did have the pleasure of copulating with a tasty geordie lass whilst serving at 220 and I was getting right in to it so whilst in mid stroke she converses with me in her broad geordie vocal accent "howay scoose fook oose mon go oon geeve it too oose yah hacky barsteed".I then said politely retorted to my Newcastle ladyfriend shut the f*ck up your putting me off to which she duly obliged and I then proceeded quite merrily to shoot my muck through the almost inaudible incoherent grunts and groans.

it was quite hard to believe that something so tasty had the mouth of a seafaring navvy mind you she was top draw in the sack just couldnt bear her voice.
 
#3
Best = West country
worst - Birmingham
 

Wedgy

War Hero
#4
"Scouse accent on a little blonde greedy...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Strong shout that man!

There was a program with Stephen Gerrard a while ago in which was an interview his hot blonde scouse mrs, it was nearly too much!
 
#5
Wedgy said:
"Scouse accent on a little blonde greedy...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Strong shout that man!

There was a program with Stephen Gerrard a while ago in which was an interview his hot blonde scouse mrs, it was nearly too much!
Not very fond of it myself on a bird
 
#6
I love the Pontefract / Doncaster accent

a bird saying 'Thou is gonna scuk that stinking helmet of yours until it splats in me gob ya fcuker' is pure erotica.

especially if its followed by 'tha's on t' blob so yer can chuck it in me backpipe, just don't spuzz there am at jobbie centre at two'

Classy and truly delightful the birds of east yorks
 
#7
Scouse birds always scare me, im not sure if they want pumping or pounding.
 
#12
minister_doh_nut said:
I love the Pontefract / Doncaster accent

a bird saying 'Thou is gonna scuk that stinking helmet of yours until it splats in me gob ya fcuker' is pure erotica.

especially if its followed by 'tha's on t' blob so yer can chuck it in me backpipe, just don't spuzz there am at jobbie centre at two'

Classy and truly delightful the birds of east yorks
Top Shout now that I would like to hear
 
#13
For me, you can't beat a bit of posh.

I'm a good old fashioned working class guy, not rough or common but I find that posh tarts rather like a strong, friendly northern chappie!!
 
#16
Agree with Cutsy - a nice posh educated voice telling you to do things to her that she definitely wasn't taught at Convent school..........

Generally along the lines of "who are you and why are you following me"
 
#17
DozyBint said:
scousemech said:
Not very fond of it myself on a bird
But when a Scouse man talks dirty to you...?! 8O :D
Scottie road accent

Alright der DB luv any chance der of yer letting me stab yer in yer farter der girl


Whatover floats your boat DB each to their own my dear
 
#18
I also get would if I hear a woman with a voice like 'Boycie' from Only fools and horses...

After sex it sends me stiff again to be called Marlene and told to fetch her dry ginger
 

dpcw

War Hero
#19
Souf Effrikan - but I don't know why :oops:
 
#20
On a fella it has to be Jamacian.

I had had a do on one of these chaps once. After sex he would ask me to fetch him a "beer can" he looked a bit bemused when i kept retuning with a couple of rashers of Danish, it took me a while to realise what he was after :D
 

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