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Best Arrse Quotes

#1
I submit for your pleasure:

"Drink alcohol as if you were thirsty, dance like nobody is watching, have sex as if you were being filmed and fight as if you actually hate your enemy."
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What is your silly Arrse quote from Arrse?
 
#2
From Cernunnos on the Homeric Re: Lezzers - God Bless them! Air your views here! thread
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My dog had something to celebrate himself last week, but he dropped a serious bollock. Frau Schroder from next door but two came around to ask me, as a known doggy person, if I knew anyone who would want a mongrel puppy. Her two year old Labrador bitch had just produced four healthy pups. Sitting at the kitchen table drinking coffee �I can�t understand it she said, we kept her indoors the whole time she was in heat� she said. �If we went for a walk she had a nappy on and no dog got near her�. Suddenly there was a familiar scratching sound and the kitchen door flew open and my dog sauntered in. �He can open doors!� said Frau Schroder� in amazement, the atmosphere cooled as the realisation sunk in!
 

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